Yeah, I need the size for my daily schlep/commute. I'm getting a super cute neoprene sleeve for the first level of protection: [link] and I figure then having a laptop bag would provide a good second level of protection. All the netbook-specific stuff (on Amazon) was too small for the rest of my commuting junk. (books, OTC medicine, lunch, umbrella, sometimes extra clothes or shoes.)

t angry meanness directed as assface people

To Tenant A - Maybe if you have are having serious money issues, and making your $100 rent payment is difficult for you, you shouldn't be having another baby. Just a thought.

To Tenant B - I wasn't the one who missed your meeting and I wasn't the one who affronted you in whatever way you feel affronted. So don't threaten me with Geoffry Fieger or court orders to get the messages off my machine. Fuck off with your drunk at noon self.

To DTE Meter Reader Guy - We were closed the past three days. I didn't make the fucking calendar. Take your issues up with someone who gives a fuck. Here's a hint - that person isn't me.

To All Assfaces - KISS MY PALE, PLUMP ASS.

Ooh, Aims just got me all hawt with her righteous indignation.

Today I told the head maintenance guy that he had better get the DTE guy in check or else the next time I hear from that DTE guy, I'm going to use his nutsack as a speed bag.

I was in a perfectly good mood until the assfaces fucked it.

Three days, three days. I will be on the West Coast in three days.

My problem is that the assface fucking up my mood is usually family...I would sell my brother by the pound right now and I'm not even kidding. I only wish all those Dems who think my brother is a nice, well-spoken young man had to meet Gloomy, Moody, Selfish Assface too. Why should we have all this fun by ourselves? On the other hand, we might be able to pick up some crossover support with the slogan "Gloomy. Moody. selfish. Assface." I think those have some political precedent in my "great" state.

Way to get erikaj to kill you with her brain #24: Respond to above post by saying, "well, at least he's a Dem. Gloomy, Moody, Selfish Assface."

But hey, being dead is a good reason to call in to work, right?

And now that I have my own smart-ass remarks out of the way, punctuation for both Aims and erika for dealing with assfaces.

Bitches, will ya give a sista a hand: what do you make out of this?

I just want to go there as an audience, not to suggest myself, accidentally, as a speaker. That's the link for the wannabe audiences at TED, right?

Three days, three days. I will be on the West Coast in three days.

SQUEE!

Looks like that is what you want, Shir.