Ooh, Aims just got me all hawt with her righteous indignation.
'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Today I told the head maintenance guy that he had better get the DTE guy in check or else the next time I hear from that DTE guy, I'm going to use his nutsack as a speed bag.
I was in a perfectly good mood until the assfaces fucked it.
Three days, three days. I will be on the West Coast in three days.
My problem is that the assface fucking up my mood is usually family...I would sell my brother by the pound right now and I'm not even kidding. I only wish all those Dems who think my brother is a nice, well-spoken young man had to meet Gloomy, Moody, Selfish Assface too. Why should we have all this fun by ourselves? On the other hand, we might be able to pick up some crossover support with the slogan "Gloomy. Moody. selfish. Assface." I think those have some political precedent in my "great" state.
Way to get erikaj to kill you with her brain #24: Respond to above post by saying, "well, at least he's a Dem. Gloomy, Moody, Selfish Assface."
But hey, being dead is a good reason to call in to work, right?
And now that I have my own smart-ass remarks out of the way, punctuation for both Aims and erika for dealing with assfaces.
Bitches, will ya give a sista a hand: what do you make out of this?
I just want to go there as an audience, not to suggest myself, accidentally, as a speaker. That's the link for the wannabe audiences at TED, right?
Three days, three days. I will be on the West Coast in three days.
SQUEE!
Looks like that is what you want, Shir.
Thanks, -t.
It's really weird, filling application just to be an audience. Prefer paid tickets and incognito attendance.
Shir, you should totally go. (Also, you should fly over to this part of the world and come to some sociology conferences with me. Yes.)
Writing is hard work. Book review nearly done. Go me. There is wine now. That should make the last few paragraphs either amusing or incoherent.