Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jan 19, 2010 7:33:25 am PST #7287 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

#2 is totally sugar.


smonster - Jan 19, 2010 8:01:04 am PST #7288 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I've been wanting a Haiku bag for some time now. Buy that one for my vicarious satisfaction! Or you know, because you like it.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jan 19, 2010 8:05:24 am PST #7289 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I like #2, too. Also, I want one. So beautiful!


meara - Jan 19, 2010 8:11:31 am PST #7290 of 30000

Nora, if you're getting the bag for the netbook those are all fairly large...like they say they hold a 15" laptop. Do you want the large for other reasons?


Nora Deirdre - Jan 19, 2010 8:16:09 am PST #7291 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah, I need the size for my daily schlep/commute. I'm getting a super cute neoprene sleeve for the first level of protection: [link] and I figure then having a laptop bag would provide a good second level of protection. All the netbook-specific stuff (on Amazon) was too small for the rest of my commuting junk. (books, OTC medicine, lunch, umbrella, sometimes extra clothes or shoes.)


Aims - Jan 19, 2010 8:17:00 am PST #7292 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t angry meanness directed as assface people

To Tenant A - Maybe if you have are having serious money issues, and making your $100 rent payment is difficult for you, you shouldn't be having another baby. Just a thought.

To Tenant B - I wasn't the one who missed your meeting and I wasn't the one who affronted you in whatever way you feel affronted. So don't threaten me with Geoffry Fieger or court orders to get the messages off my machine. Fuck off with your drunk at noon self.

To DTE Meter Reader Guy - We were closed the past three days. I didn't make the fucking calendar. Take your issues up with someone who gives a fuck. Here's a hint - that person isn't me.

To All Assfaces - KISS MY PALE, PLUMP ASS.


Barb - Jan 19, 2010 8:21:35 am PST #7293 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Ooh, Aims just got me all hawt with her righteous indignation.


Aims - Jan 19, 2010 8:24:57 am PST #7294 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Today I told the head maintenance guy that he had better get the DTE guy in check or else the next time I hear from that DTE guy, I'm going to use his nutsack as a speed bag.

I was in a perfectly good mood until the assfaces fucked it.

Three days, three days. I will be on the West Coast in three days.


erikaj - Jan 19, 2010 8:33:32 am PST #7295 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

My problem is that the assface fucking up my mood is usually family...I would sell my brother by the pound right now and I'm not even kidding. I only wish all those Dems who think my brother is a nice, well-spoken young man had to meet Gloomy, Moody, Selfish Assface too. Why should we have all this fun by ourselves? On the other hand, we might be able to pick up some crossover support with the slogan "Gloomy. Moody. selfish. Assface." I think those have some political precedent in my "great" state.


WindSparrow - Jan 19, 2010 8:41:01 am PST #7296 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Way to get erikaj to kill you with her brain #24: Respond to above post by saying, "well, at least he's a Dem. Gloomy, Moody, Selfish Assface."

But hey, being dead is a good reason to call in to work, right?