Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2010 10:37:00 am PST #6970 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did he mention he didn't think he qualified? I once poked at a guy whose criteria I didn't meet (not sure on what, maybe age), but I copped to it in the email. I figured better to seem contrary (because I am) than inattentive (which I also am, but why let the cat out of the bag so soon?).


erikaj - Jan 15, 2010 10:37:44 am PST #6971 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Well, maybe he thought you matched well in every other way?


Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 10:42:00 am PST #6972 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, maybe he thought you matched well in every other way?

we did match in a lot of ways, but I specifically say that it's a dealbreaker if he's shorter. It's the one physical characteristic that I'm shallow about.


Trudy Booth - Jan 15, 2010 10:46:05 am PST #6973 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe he thinks you're wonderful and he's hoping against hope that you'll take a look at him.


Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 10:49:45 am PST #6974 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

OK Cupid also matched me with someone and said "we've selected you for a mystery icebreaker because you both like Twilight"

WTF? not just no, not just HELL No, but HELL THE FUCK NO!.

BTW, his message was

I like Twilight because its a story of true love that go beyond boundries and i think in love there should be no Borders or Boundries that there is enough love for lots of people

I also say no bad grammar or spelling. Yes, picky, but we all know that I'm a grammar nazi. Is it any wonder I'm single?


ChiKat - Jan 15, 2010 10:51:46 am PST #6975 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I also say no bad grammar or spelling. Yes, picky, but we all know that I'm a grammar nazi. Is it any wonder I'm single?

My sistah! Not enough word in the world.


Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 10:54:23 am PST #6976 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like Twilight because its a story of true love that go beyond boundries and i think in love there should be no Borders or Boundries that there is enough love for lots of people

Oooh I know this one! Let me translate: "I like Twilight because I fancy myself Edward and think controlling behavior shows true love. Also, I want to sleep with other people with no consequences!"

You're welcome!


beekaytee - Jan 15, 2010 10:58:16 am PST #6977 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I get those messages on Ok now and then. This one I read as, "I am a grasper of straws, whose straws are tightly grasped."


Polter-Cow - Jan 15, 2010 11:01:22 am PST #6978 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

When my OKCupid profile says specifically that I prefer my dates to be taller than I, why in the world would a guy who is 5'4" send me an icebreaker?

You can't see the person's profile when you send an IceBreaker. All you know is that you have a common interest.


Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 11:03:25 am PST #6979 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just figured out why the computer thinks I like Twilight, I harsh on it in the "favorites" section.