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ChiKat - Jan 15, 2010 10:51:46 am PST #6975 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I also say no bad grammar or spelling. Yes, picky, but we all know that I'm a grammar nazi. Is it any wonder I'm single?

My sistah! Not enough word in the world.

Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 10:54:23 am PST #6976 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like Twilight because its a story of true love that go beyond boundries and i think in love there should be no Borders or Boundries that there is enough love for lots of people

Oooh I know this one! Let me translate: "I like Twilight because I fancy myself Edward and think controlling behavior shows true love. Also, I want to sleep with other people with no consequences!"

You're welcome!

beekaytee - Jan 15, 2010 10:58:16 am PST #6977 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I get those messages on Ok now and then. This one I read as, "I am a grasper of straws, whose straws are tightly grasped."

Polter-Cow - Jan 15, 2010 11:01:22 am PST #6978 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

When my OKCupid profile says specifically that I prefer my dates to be taller than I, why in the world would a guy who is 5'4" send me an icebreaker?

You can't see the person's profile when you send an IceBreaker. All you know is that you have a common interest.

Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 11:03:25 am PST #6979 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just figured out why the computer thinks I like Twilight, I harsh on it in the "favorites" section.

sumi - Jan 15, 2010 11:04:36 am PST #6980 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Ha!

Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 11:05:26 am PST #6981 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I said something like "I hate it when the heroine has to be clumsy or incompetent (Twilight, I'm looking at you)

Strix - Jan 15, 2010 11:10:22 am PST #6982 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, look at all the 'Ffistas on OKC! I'm still there, mainly cause DAN uses it as his main social networking site, to keep up with people's journals. That's how we met, so hey, it works!!

I'm Pharaby.

smonster - Jan 15, 2010 11:11:29 am PST #6983 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think I need to give OKC a shot, if/when I get back on that sort of thing. MFJ was telling me good things about it last night.

Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 11:12:12 am PST #6984 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is probably more appropriate than natter.

Penises! [link]

Safe for work unless the spelled out word is NSFW, in which case, WHY ARE YOU IN BITCHES?

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