Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.

'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 10:42:00 am PST #6972 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, maybe he thought you matched well in every other way?

we did match in a lot of ways, but I specifically say that it's a dealbreaker if he's shorter. It's the one physical characteristic that I'm shallow about.


Trudy Booth - Jan 15, 2010 10:46:05 am PST #6973 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe he thinks you're wonderful and he's hoping against hope that you'll take a look at him.


Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 10:49:45 am PST #6974 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

OK Cupid also matched me with someone and said "we've selected you for a mystery icebreaker because you both like Twilight"

WTF? not just no, not just HELL No, but HELL THE FUCK NO!.

BTW, his message was

I like Twilight because its a story of true love that go beyond boundries and i think in love there should be no Borders or Boundries that there is enough love for lots of people

I also say no bad grammar or spelling. Yes, picky, but we all know that I'm a grammar nazi. Is it any wonder I'm single?


ChiKat - Jan 15, 2010 10:51:46 am PST #6975 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I also say no bad grammar or spelling. Yes, picky, but we all know that I'm a grammar nazi. Is it any wonder I'm single?

My sistah! Not enough word in the world.


Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 10:54:23 am PST #6976 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like Twilight because its a story of true love that go beyond boundries and i think in love there should be no Borders or Boundries that there is enough love for lots of people

Oooh I know this one! Let me translate: "I like Twilight because I fancy myself Edward and think controlling behavior shows true love. Also, I want to sleep with other people with no consequences!"

You're welcome!


beekaytee - Jan 15, 2010 10:58:16 am PST #6977 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I get those messages on Ok now and then. This one I read as, "I am a grasper of straws, whose straws are tightly grasped."


Polter-Cow - Jan 15, 2010 11:01:22 am PST #6978 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

When my OKCupid profile says specifically that I prefer my dates to be taller than I, why in the world would a guy who is 5'4" send me an icebreaker?

You can't see the person's profile when you send an IceBreaker. All you know is that you have a common interest.


Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 11:03:25 am PST #6979 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just figured out why the computer thinks I like Twilight, I harsh on it in the "favorites" section.


sumi - Jan 15, 2010 11:04:36 am PST #6980 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Ha!


Vortex - Jan 15, 2010 11:05:26 am PST #6981 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I said something like "I hate it when the heroine has to be clumsy or incompetent (Twilight, I'm looking at you)