Don't you have an elsewhere to be?

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Jan 13, 2010 11:30:41 am PST #6727 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

I was thinking "Smith."


-t - Jan 13, 2010 11:33:16 am PST #6728 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ooh, Simon's angry face is a thing of beauty. Who's a cute little bundle of wrath? The rest of teh pictures also killing me with the cute, but that is an outstanding scowl.


Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2010 11:33:38 am PST #6729 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Congrats, Frank!!

And, yeah, I know about survivor's guilt.


Hil R. - Jan 13, 2010 12:31:01 pm PST #6730 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My presentation went well. I've had two interviews so far, one of which I think went OK, and the other I think went very well. One more interview today.


ChiKat - Jan 13, 2010 12:49:54 pm PST #6731 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Frank!!!


Laura - Jan 13, 2010 12:56:21 pm PST #6732 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Congrats, Frank!

Good to hear things are going well, Hil.

Whine. I have too much work to do, and my parents are supposed to visit tomorrow, and my house is a disaster area, wah! I think I am going to put them off until next week.


tommyrot - Jan 13, 2010 12:56:24 pm PST #6733 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina (VIDEO)

Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."


Toddson - Jan 13, 2010 1:01:46 pm PST #6734 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady

so hers really IS sparkly?


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2010 1:01:56 pm PST #6735 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have been told by someone who experienced it first hand that J Love is not quite balanced. I didn't need additional verification, but how generous of her.


Vortex - Jan 13, 2010 1:09:41 pm PST #6736 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina (VIDEO)

That was a little frightening. I wasn't sure if it was a video of her talking about it or doing it.