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Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'

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tommyrot - Jan 13, 2010 12:56:24 pm PST #6733 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina (VIDEO)

Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."

Toddson - Jan 13, 2010 1:01:46 pm PST #6734 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady

so hers really IS sparkly?

§ ita § - Jan 13, 2010 1:01:56 pm PST #6735 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have been told by someone who experienced it first hand that J Love is not quite balanced. I didn't need additional verification, but how generous of her.

Vortex - Jan 13, 2010 1:09:41 pm PST #6736 of 30000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina (VIDEO)

That was a little frightening. I wasn't sure if it was a video of her talking about it or doing it.

Toddson - Jan 13, 2010 1:13:51 pm PST #6737 of 30000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I wasn't going to watch regardless of which it was - I dislike her and don't really want to see or hear any more of her than I have to.

Laura - Jan 13, 2010 1:15:37 pm PST #6738 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

Huh. I know absolutely nothing about her. My sister and my DH like to watch her show. I should send them that link.

brenda m - Jan 13, 2010 1:17:03 pm PST #6739 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

my precious lady,"

Frankly, I find this more disturbing than the bedazzling.

WindSparrow - Jan 13, 2010 1:43:02 pm PST #6740 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Congrats, Frank.

NoiseDesign - Jan 13, 2010 1:50:32 pm PST #6741 of 30000

Our wings are not tired

Yes. I am in Seattle right now. Speaking of which I'm supposed to be calling Jilli right now and the number I hav for her in my phone is wrong. Can someone email me her phone number please.

WindSparrow - Jan 13, 2010 1:54:14 pm PST #6742 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I have stir fry veggies and imitation crab, but I can't make up my mind if I want peanut sauce or butter and lime juice on it.

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