Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jan 13, 2010 12:31:01 pm PST #6730 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My presentation went well. I've had two interviews so far, one of which I think went OK, and the other I think went very well. One more interview today.


ChiKat - Jan 13, 2010 12:49:54 pm PST #6731 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Frank!!!


Laura - Jan 13, 2010 12:56:21 pm PST #6732 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Congrats, Frank!

Good to hear things are going well, Hil.

Whine. I have too much work to do, and my parents are supposed to visit tomorrow, and my house is a disaster area, wah! I think I am going to put them off until next week.


tommyrot - Jan 13, 2010 12:56:24 pm PST #6733 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina (VIDEO)

Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."


Toddson - Jan 13, 2010 1:01:46 pm PST #6734 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady

so hers really IS sparkly?


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2010 1:01:56 pm PST #6735 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have been told by someone who experienced it first hand that J Love is not quite balanced. I didn't need additional verification, but how generous of her.


Vortex - Jan 13, 2010 1:09:41 pm PST #6736 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina (VIDEO)

That was a little frightening. I wasn't sure if it was a video of her talking about it or doing it.


Toddson - Jan 13, 2010 1:13:51 pm PST #6737 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I wasn't going to watch regardless of which it was - I dislike her and don't really want to see or hear any more of her than I have to.


Laura - Jan 13, 2010 1:15:37 pm PST #6738 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Huh. I know absolutely nothing about her. My sister and my DH like to watch her show. I should send them that link.


brenda m - Jan 13, 2010 1:17:03 pm PST #6739 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

my precious lady,"

Frankly, I find this more disturbing than the bedazzling.