I promise to help your sister, smonster.
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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We'll all help. Gently, lovingly, and with much pointing, laughing, and snickering. For your own good. Be strong, woman.
In a loving way, I will aid your sister, only I will use a staple gun.
(((Smonster))) Stay strong and remember the powers of voicemail and the delete button.
WS, I remember that dress. Maybe you could set up an ebay alert for it?
In a loving way, I will aid your sister, only I will use a staple gun.
Duct tape and staples. I can't think of anyone better for reinforcing your backbone than Vortex, though.
We need a velcro wall and suit! We could take up a collection. Of course then we'd have to vote on where the wall would be located. It would have to go to Bureau, and then Light bulbs, and then...
Nah. Never mind. Still--velcro suit!
I promise to help your sister, smonster.
We could get her a selection of cheerful colors to help - [link] and I'm especially fond of the tie-dye pattern: [link]
Maybe you could set up an ebay alert for it?
I would need it made to my measurements.
So, I keep getting spam emails with the heading "Birth Control Injuries" about class-action suits, IDEK. I'm assuming it's IUD failure, or drug reactions or something, and I really do sympathize with women who've suffered from those things. My IUD nearly killed me.
But irreverence is king, because whenever I see one of those headings, the first thing that comes to mind is, "Guys, U R doin' it rong. You couldn't stick the dismount? What?"
OMG, found ring today! I get it about a week from Wednesday! White gold, wide-ish flat band, set into band so it doesn't stick out and catch, with a smooth (not faceted but not raw) emerald.
Found setting and stone separate, and he found a awesome wedding band possibility also.
smooth (not faceted but not raw) emerald
Cabochon? At any rate, it sounds lovely.