We'll all help. Gently, lovingly, and with much pointing, laughing, and snickering. For your own good. Be strong, woman.
Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 10:48:26 am PST #6306 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
NoiseDesign - Jan 10, 2010 11:09:11 am PST #6307 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
In a loving way, I will aid your sister, only I will use a staple gun.
sj - Jan 10, 2010 11:33:55 am PST #6308 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
(((Smonster))) Stay strong and remember the powers of voicemail and the delete button.
WS, I remember that dress. Maybe you could set up an ebay alert for it?
Ginger - Jan 10, 2010 11:49:30 am PST #6309 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
In a loving way, I will aid your sister, only I will use a staple gun.
Duct tape and staples. I can't think of anyone better for reinforcing your backbone than Vortex, though.
Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 12:09:41 pm PST #6310 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
We need a velcro wall and suit! We could take up a collection. Of course then we'd have to vote on where the wall would be located. It would have to go to Bureau, and then Light bulbs, and then...
Nah. Never mind. Still--velcro suit!
WindSparrow - Jan 10, 2010 12:14:05 pm PST #6311 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I promise to help your sister, smonster.
We could get her a selection of cheerful colors to help - [link] and I'm especially fond of the tie-dye pattern: [link]
Maybe you could set up an ebay alert for it?
I would need it made to my measurements.
Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 12:45:02 pm PST #6312 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
So, I keep getting spam emails with the heading "Birth Control Injuries" about class-action suits, IDEK. I'm assuming it's IUD failure, or drug reactions or something, and I really do sympathize with women who've suffered from those things. My IUD nearly killed me.
But irreverence is king, because whenever I see one of those headings, the first thing that comes to mind is, "Guys, U R doin' it rong. You couldn't stick the dismount? What?"
Strix - Jan 10, 2010 1:50:49 pm PST #6313 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
OMG, found ring today! I get it about a week from Wednesday! White gold, wide-ish flat band, set into band so it doesn't stick out and catch, with a smooth (not faceted but not raw) emerald.
Found setting and stone separate, and he found a awesome wedding band possibility also.
WindSparrow - Jan 10, 2010 1:56:26 pm PST #6314 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
smooth (not faceted but not raw) emerald
Cabochon? At any rate, it sounds lovely.
Strix - Jan 10, 2010 2:00:53 pm PST #6315 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
yes, cabochon!