You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Jan 10, 2010 10:26:59 am PST #6304 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I love you guys. Daniel and WindSparrow and all of the people here who said nice things to me.

I'll be giving a referrat (sp?) on Asimov and post-modernism tomorrow. As in, giving Asimov as an example to uber-modern society, to which our own society is post-modern, to make people understand better (hopefully) what post-modernism is about.

Barb, best of luck with the move. The second I laid my eyes on it I could smell Seattle's air again. The first time I got off the plane, and walked my first steps on a foreign land, nobody had to tell me it's abroad: I could tell it just by the air. It smelled different.


beth b - Jan 10, 2010 10:38:36 am PST #6305 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I promise to help your sister, smonster.


Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 10:48:26 am PST #6306 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

We'll all help. Gently, lovingly, and with much pointing, laughing, and snickering. For your own good. Be strong, woman.


NoiseDesign - Jan 10, 2010 11:09:11 am PST #6307 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

In a loving way, I will aid your sister, only I will use a staple gun.


sj - Jan 10, 2010 11:33:55 am PST #6308 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Smonster))) Stay strong and remember the powers of voicemail and the delete button.

WS, I remember that dress. Maybe you could set up an ebay alert for it?


Ginger - Jan 10, 2010 11:49:30 am PST #6309 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In a loving way, I will aid your sister, only I will use a staple gun.

Duct tape and staples. I can't think of anyone better for reinforcing your backbone than Vortex, though.


Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 12:09:41 pm PST #6310 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

We need a velcro wall and suit! We could take up a collection. Of course then we'd have to vote on where the wall would be located. It would have to go to Bureau, and then Light bulbs, and then...

Nah. Never mind. Still--velcro suit!


WindSparrow - Jan 10, 2010 12:14:05 pm PST #6311 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I promise to help your sister, smonster.

We could get her a selection of cheerful colors to help - [link] and I'm especially fond of the tie-dye pattern: [link]

Maybe you could set up an ebay alert for it?

I would need it made to my measurements.


Beverly - Jan 10, 2010 12:45:02 pm PST #6312 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

So, I keep getting spam emails with the heading "Birth Control Injuries" about class-action suits, IDEK. I'm assuming it's IUD failure, or drug reactions or something, and I really do sympathize with women who've suffered from those things. My IUD nearly killed me.

But irreverence is king, because whenever I see one of those headings, the first thing that comes to mind is, "Guys, U R doin' it rong. You couldn't stick the dismount? What?"


Strix - Jan 10, 2010 1:50:49 pm PST #6313 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OMG, found ring today! I get it about a week from Wednesday! White gold, wide-ish flat band, set into band so it doesn't stick out and catch, with a smooth (not faceted but not raw) emerald.

Found setting and stone separate, and he found a awesome wedding band possibility also.