Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2010 3:14:11 pm PST #5680 of 30000
brillig

I think Emeline is in for a world class lesson.

And maybe a future in boxing? Miracleman can be her manager.

edit:

who went Reniassance on her ass.

Oh, dear. Creative measures.


hippocampus - Jan 04, 2010 3:21:46 pm PST #5681 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

oh YOWCH. Aims.


Aims - Jan 04, 2010 3:22:35 pm PST #5682 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I mean, she hauled back and smacked me. Those tiny hands freaking hurt, man.


Stephanie - Jan 04, 2010 3:27:22 pm PST #5683 of 30000
Trust my rage

Holy crap! Aims.


sj - Jan 04, 2010 4:05:36 pm PST #5684 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aims}}}


NoiseDesign - Jan 04, 2010 4:29:37 pm PST #5685 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

If I had done that to my parents as a child I'd still be grounded.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2010 4:34:24 pm PST #5686 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ugh, Aims- that sucks on many levels.


JZ - Jan 04, 2010 4:38:21 pm PST #5687 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, shit, Aims. I had the raging finger of death pointed at me this morning for committing the capital crime of asking Hec if he wanted a bagel, but I haven't been hit. Yet, I'm sure.

Lots of hugs, and I'm stuffing a martini through the interpipes to you right now (unless you'd prefer a Cosmo or a Manhattan).


sj - Jan 04, 2010 4:47:30 pm PST #5688 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

If I had done that to my parents as a child I'd still be grounded.

Me too. Look at it this way Aims, you can guilt Em with this for the rest of her life.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2010 4:51:04 pm PST #5689 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I can tell Olivia wants to slap me but she hasn't worked up the nerve. Yet.

Put it in the guilt file, Aims.