Holy crap! Aims.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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If I had done that to my parents as a child I'd still be grounded.
Ugh, Aims- that sucks on many levels.
Oh, shit, Aims. I had the raging finger of death pointed at me this morning for committing the capital crime of asking Hec if he wanted a bagel, but I haven't been hit. Yet, I'm sure.
Lots of hugs, and I'm stuffing a martini through the interpipes to you right now (unless you'd prefer a Cosmo or a Manhattan).
If I had done that to my parents as a child I'd still be grounded.
Me too. Look at it this way Aims, you can guilt Em with this for the rest of her life.
I can tell Olivia wants to slap me but she hasn't worked up the nerve. Yet.
Put it in the guilt file, Aims.
Mal's only hit me while spazzing in a tiny berserker rage. Or the one time with the cereal bowl. But he's thought about it a couple times.
(And I apologize to any Buffistas he may have kicked in the sternum).
Aims, you have way more control than I do; being hit puts me right into "fight or flig-- fuck it, FIGHT" mode.
I think I'd have been a few inches shorter if I'd done that. My brother can still imitate the Maternal Look of Death we could get(he got it more than me, as even as a man, he can work a nerve.)
So, Bitches, ever been smacked right across the face by an angry 5 year old?
a) I'm sorry you have to deal with that.
b) This probably isn't what you meant, but he was five at the time Skyzy "Coffee On My Monitor" Mar 25, 2004 1:14:06 pm PST