Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Jan 04, 2010 1:57:31 pm PST #5670 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Your officemate has never met a clue or a filter, apparently. Also. As well.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2010 2:00:22 pm PST #5671 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

A friend of mine from high school learned Spanish so well that when she went to college she lived in a Spanish speaking dorm. Everyone assumed she was from Spain.

Nice to know your officemate continues his assheadedness unabated into the new year.


smonster - Jan 04, 2010 2:02:54 pm PST #5672 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In his case the cluestick I am picturing more than slightly resembles a cricket bat.

Stomach burbly and vaguely unhappy. I am concerned that worse is in the way, but then part of me is hoping I'm sick enough to be out tomorrow. Which really wouldn't do me any good, I'm just in a particularly miserable state about work these days.

Nap time now. Pronouns later.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2010 2:27:40 pm PST #5673 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I guess I should have included that my friend was light skinned and very blonde.


Trudy Booth - Jan 04, 2010 2:29:34 pm PST #5674 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I guess I should have included that my friend was light skinned and very blonde.

So, not a Hispanic, Jew, or Hispanic Jew?

We should send her to Hil's office and blow the officemate's mind. Wait until he finds out she lives in the Midwest.


Aims - Jan 04, 2010 3:06:50 pm PST #5675 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims, has Joe been on the internet again?

Sigh. Yes. Yes he has.

So, Bitches, ever been smacked right across the face by an angry 5 year old? Fucking hurts, that's what.


Strix - Jan 04, 2010 3:09:55 pm PST #5676 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yeowch, Aims. Is she grounded for life?


Hil R. - Jan 04, 2010 3:10:57 pm PST #5677 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just tried on my interview shoes with my ankle brace, to see if it would work. I wasn't hopeful, but it seems to fit reasonably well. I just need to find some kind of poky thing to make a new hole in the strap so it can be a little looser.


Cashmere - Jan 04, 2010 3:11:51 pm PST #5678 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think Emeline is in for a world class lesson.


Aims - Jan 04, 2010 3:13:52 pm PST #5679 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yeowch, Aims. Is she grounded for life?

Batcave, Pretty Ponies, Chixos, and all dresses have been taken away for at least a week. The Batcave will sit on top of the piano where she has to see it every day. She did not get stories or songs for bed tonight. She also had to deal with her Father, who went Reniassance on her ass.