The baby name generator knows I watch too much Family Guy. I put in my real last name and got Brian Peter.
Anya ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fuck. Water main break at one of our buildings that runs heat off a boiler. I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
I finished up some job applications and plans for my SF trip today. Now I need to decide what I want to do with two free days in SF.
I saw two Broadway shows over break. "In the Heights" was really good. "Bye Bye Birdie" was fun, and better than I'd expected, though I thought many of the casting decisions weren't great, and it's a show I've seen a million times.
Oh hurrah! It's all the way up to -4F (-20C)! Almost balmy!
It's a balmy 25F here, albeit damp and windy, and I'm looking for new ways to say "colder than..."
We have the traditional "colder than a well digger's ass," "colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere" and "colder than a tax collector's heart," which could be updated to "colder than Bernie Madoff's heart." I need more comparatives, damn it.
Also, Mr Peabody is all stir crazy because I won't go out and play. He has fur.
colder than Ann Coulter's bed?
My officemate says he has never met a blond Jew. (This came up in a vaguely relevant way, in response to a story I was telling him about someone I know whose blondness and Jewishness were each, separately, relevant to the story, though the actual point of the discussion was that the person I was describing identifies as Hispanic, and the actual point I was trying to make was that there are blond Hispanic people.)
He may have met dozens, he just assumed they were gentiles. He's too scary to ask that though.
Your officemate has never met a clue or a filter, apparently. Also. As well.
A friend of mine from high school learned Spanish so well that when she went to college she lived in a Spanish speaking dorm. Everyone assumed she was from Spain.
Nice to know your officemate continues his assheadedness unabated into the new year.