Buffy ,'Get It Done'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh hurrah! It's all the way up to -4F (-20C)! Almost balmy!
It's a balmy 25F here, albeit damp and windy, and I'm looking for new ways to say "colder than..."
We have the traditional "colder than a well digger's ass," "colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere" and "colder than a tax collector's heart," which could be updated to "colder than Bernie Madoff's heart." I need more comparatives, damn it.
Also, Mr Peabody is all stir crazy because I won't go out and play. He has fur.
colder than Ann Coulter's bed?
My officemate says he has never met a blond Jew. (This came up in a vaguely relevant way, in response to a story I was telling him about someone I know whose blondness and Jewishness were each, separately, relevant to the story, though the actual point of the discussion was that the person I was describing identifies as Hispanic, and the actual point I was trying to make was that there are blond Hispanic people.)
He may have met dozens, he just assumed they were gentiles. He's too scary to ask that though.
Your officemate has never met a clue or a filter, apparently. Also. As well.
A friend of mine from high school learned Spanish so well that when she went to college she lived in a Spanish speaking dorm. Everyone assumed she was from Spain.
Nice to know your officemate continues his assheadedness unabated into the new year.
In his case the cluestick I am picturing more than slightly resembles a cricket bat.
Stomach burbly and vaguely unhappy. I am concerned that worse is in the way, but then part of me is hoping I'm sick enough to be out tomorrow. Which really wouldn't do me any good, I'm just in a particularly miserable state about work these days.
Nap time now. Pronouns later.
I guess I should have included that my friend was light skinned and very blonde.
I guess I should have included that my friend was light skinned and very blonde.
So, not a Hispanic, Jew, or Hispanic Jew?
We should send her to Hil's office and blow the officemate's mind. Wait until he finds out she lives in the Midwest.