Bye, now. Have good sex.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jan 02, 2010 8:05:52 am PST #5505 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, damn, javachik. I'm so sorry. What a completely disheartening beginning to the year.

we are sadly not on the same page about our future

Then he's clearly insane. I don't understand how anyone could be your boyfriend without (a) dancing in the streets waving a foam finger and shouting, "ME! ME! SHE PICKED ME!", and (b) doing everything necessary to lock up the gig on a permanent basis.

I'm vibing better-future vibes at you good and hard, in hopes that 2010 gave you all its worst right at the beginning just to get it over with and clear the way for the much better things you deserve.


sj - Jan 02, 2010 8:15:39 am PST #5506 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{javachik}}}}} I'm sorry you had such a rough trip. Take care.

I would follow their lead, sj.

I usually just say TCG's stepmom, because she has said that before, but someone at the shower said it and TCG's mom freaked out about it. So there is really no winning.


Shir - Jan 02, 2010 8:15:53 am PST #5507 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I just needed to say that I love JZ.

And it's not just the fever talking.


omnis_audis - Jan 02, 2010 8:19:21 am PST #5508 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Fashion help. Please define "cocktail attire" for a guy who is fashionably illiterate. ie me.


Barb - Jan 02, 2010 8:23:48 am PST #5509 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Then he's clearly insane. I don't understand how anyone could be your boyfriend without (a) dancing in the streets waving a foam finger and shouting, "ME! ME! SHE PICKED ME!", and (b) doing everything necessary to lock up the gig on a permanent basis.

JZ is so very wise. Not to mention right.


Barb - Jan 02, 2010 8:25:28 am PST #5510 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Fashion help. Please define "cocktail attire" for a guy who is fashionably illiterate. ie me.

Anything from a dark suit to a sport coat and dark slacks. Khakis are too casual. Baby blue tuxedo with velvet trim & ruffled shirt is also appropriate but will get you mocked. IJS...


Shir - Jan 02, 2010 8:26:59 am PST #5511 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Fashion help. Please define "cocktail attire"

smiling recklessly, in gleaming eyes

do you really want me to help you with that, dear?


javachik - Jan 02, 2010 8:39:49 am PST #5512 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thank you. I came here to vent and seek solace and you all are wonderful.


Glamcookie - Jan 02, 2010 8:43:50 am PST #5513 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{java}}} I'm sorry.

Here, have some baby pics to cheer you up! [link]


omnis_audis - Jan 02, 2010 9:01:19 am PST #5514 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

do you really want me to help you with that, dear?
This I gotta hear. YES!