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javachik - Dec 30, 2009 3:47:44 pm PST #5316 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

So, I turned on the TV and Knight Rider was on. There was a closeup of The Hoff. Why did I not realize how much eyeliner he was wearing?

I thought whathisname on Lost wore eyeliner (Richard something) but on the DVD for season 5, there is a little extra feature following that actor around for a day on the set. It's pretty funny because they show him in make-up and they're actually trying to conceal the actor's naturally lush dark eyelashes!!! He comes by all of that incredible accenting naturally!

§ ita § - Dec 30, 2009 3:49:39 pm PST #5317 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nestor Carbonell--yeah, he has mad crazy lashes. Envy-making.

javachik - Dec 30, 2009 3:52:05 pm PST #5318 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

Nestor Carbonell

Yes. Thanks!

Cashmere - Dec 30, 2009 4:05:42 pm PST #5319 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

The apron is a go! My friend's going to do a prototype. I'll post pictures when it gets done.

JZ - Dec 30, 2009 4:12:44 pm PST #5320 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Nestor Carbonell has unspeakably pretty eyes.

Please, someone stop me. I have to back away from the stupid flamewar of assiness. I am never going to convince the assholes that they're assholes, and I am never going to be able to say anything that will stop them from being loftily smug and condescending.

It's really the condescension. It just pushes every one of my buttons and leans on them, and I can't walk away, and I need to before I have a rage blackout.

Where's Trudy? I've talked you down so many times. Your turn. Please?

Cashmere - Dec 30, 2009 4:17:52 pm PST #5321 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

JZ, step away from the assholes! They will never learn that they are assholes!

Hil R. - Dec 30, 2009 4:21:08 pm PST #5322 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

JZ, condescending people never learn that they're condescending! Even if you convince them that they're wrong, they'll find some way to make it so that they can claim they've been right the whole time. It's pointless and frustrating and you have way better things to do.

Cass - Dec 30, 2009 4:22:52 pm PST #5323 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Where's Trudy? I've talked you down so many times. Your turn. Please?

Oh, noes! Are you reading Salon letters, JZ? Back away from the crazy, dear lady.

JZ - Dec 30, 2009 4:27:24 pm PST #5324 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

No, not Salon. Worse, a blog connected to a conservative Catholic site. They're trying to explain to my poor benighted self how my belief that God sees everyone's value, wants us all to use our gifts, and has in fact been hinting that women's ordination should be accepted except that the male power structure is afraid and resistant to any change proves that they are happy, I am miserable, I hate men, and I believe in a small and petty God and they feel sorry for me.

tommyrot - Dec 30, 2009 4:31:53 pm PST #5325 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

JZ, tell them that an atheist you know thinks they suck.

OK, that probably won't help.

I dunno. I got no advice except don't talk to them. It sounds like they're too close-minded to actually consider your position.

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