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JZ - Dec 30, 2009 4:12:44 pm PST #5320 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Nestor Carbonell has unspeakably pretty eyes.

Please, someone stop me. I have to back away from the stupid flamewar of assiness. I am never going to convince the assholes that they're assholes, and I am never going to be able to say anything that will stop them from being loftily smug and condescending.

It's really the condescension. It just pushes every one of my buttons and leans on them, and I can't walk away, and I need to before I have a rage blackout.

Where's Trudy? I've talked you down so many times. Your turn. Please?

Cashmere - Dec 30, 2009 4:17:52 pm PST #5321 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

JZ, step away from the assholes! They will never learn that they are assholes!

Hil R. - Dec 30, 2009 4:21:08 pm PST #5322 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

JZ, condescending people never learn that they're condescending! Even if you convince them that they're wrong, they'll find some way to make it so that they can claim they've been right the whole time. It's pointless and frustrating and you have way better things to do.

Cass - Dec 30, 2009 4:22:52 pm PST #5323 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Where's Trudy? I've talked you down so many times. Your turn. Please?

Oh, noes! Are you reading Salon letters, JZ? Back away from the crazy, dear lady.

JZ - Dec 30, 2009 4:27:24 pm PST #5324 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

No, not Salon. Worse, a blog connected to a conservative Catholic site. They're trying to explain to my poor benighted self how my belief that God sees everyone's value, wants us all to use our gifts, and has in fact been hinting that women's ordination should be accepted except that the male power structure is afraid and resistant to any change proves that they are happy, I am miserable, I hate men, and I believe in a small and petty God and they feel sorry for me.

tommyrot - Dec 30, 2009 4:31:53 pm PST #5325 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

JZ, tell them that an atheist you know thinks they suck.

OK, that probably won't help.

I dunno. I got no advice except don't talk to them. It sounds like they're too close-minded to actually consider your position.

erikaj - Dec 30, 2009 4:40:05 pm PST #5326 of 30000

Always Anti-fascist!

"Conversations end when one man calls another a douchebag, Eric...uh, JZ." Call them a douchebag and walk away.

P.M. Marc - Dec 30, 2009 4:50:13 pm PST #5327 of 30000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Nestor Carbonell has freaking amazing lashes. The bastard.

Barb - Dec 30, 2009 5:08:19 pm PST #5328 of 30000

“Not dead yet!”

Nestor Carbonell has unspeakably pretty eyes.

¡Mi gente! He's not only lovely, he's incredibly smart and cultured. He's one of those guys who makes me all melty.

DavidS - Dec 30, 2009 5:11:34 pm PST #5329 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have my Bat Manuel action figure up on the shelf of cool characters.

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