JZ, condescending people never learn that they're condescending! Even if you convince them that they're wrong, they'll find some way to make it so that they can claim they've been right the whole time. It's pointless and frustrating and you have way better things to do.
'Shindig'
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Where's Trudy? I've talked you down so many times. Your turn. Please?
Oh, noes! Are you reading Salon letters, JZ? Back away from the crazy, dear lady.
No, not Salon. Worse, a blog connected to a conservative Catholic site. They're trying to explain to my poor benighted self how my belief that God sees everyone's value, wants us all to use our gifts, and has in fact been hinting that women's ordination should be accepted except that the male power structure is afraid and resistant to any change proves that they are happy, I am miserable, I hate men, and I believe in a small and petty God and they feel sorry for me.
JZ, tell them that an atheist you know thinks they suck.
OK, that probably won't help.
I dunno. I got no advice except don't talk to them. It sounds like they're too close-minded to actually consider your position.
"Conversations end when one man calls another a douchebag, Eric...uh, JZ." Call them a douchebag and walk away.
Nestor Carbonell has freaking amazing lashes. The bastard.
Nestor Carbonell has unspeakably pretty eyes.
¡Mi gente! He's not only lovely, he's incredibly smart and cultured. He's one of those guys who makes me all melty.
I have my Bat Manuel action figure up on the shelf of cool characters.
"Batmanuel never makes it fast! That is, unless the husband is in."
No, not Salon. Worse, a blog connected to a conservative Catholic site. They're trying to explain to my poor benighted self how my belief that God sees everyone's value, wants us all to use our gifts, and has in fact been hinting that women's ordination should be accepted except that the male power structure is afraid and resistant to any change proves that they are happy, I am miserable, I hate men, and I believe in a small and petty God and they feel sorry for me.
Step away. When people are trying to convince you that equality in God's eyes=pettiness, there is no logic to be found.