Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness. Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.

'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Dec 24, 2009 10:58:48 am PST #4798 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, yay, I got a Kara story for Christmas!

Hi, Cindy. Good to see your pixels here. Merry Christmas to you.

I am still at KBD's, but not for much longer. Good thing my parents are used to "early afternoon" meaning "any time before dinner."


Cashmere - Dec 24, 2009 11:08:46 am PST #4799 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Deena, tell Kara that the Prep & Landing Elves are going to make a reconnoiter and will make sure she's snug before the Big Guy comes.

Liv is watching The Grinch and told me that when she's mad, her heart is too small.


DavidS - Dec 24, 2009 11:08:56 am PST #4800 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm cleaning for Christmas.

Scrubbed out the fridge in preparation for EM's arrival, and all the seafood she's bringing for Christmas Eve Dinner.

It'll be Zmayhem plus EM, JZ's mom, and our friend Beth. Seven will be a little crowded around our kitchen table but we've done it before.

EM will sleep over and we'll have Christmas Day together. Later in the early afternoon we'll all head to the East Bay to see JZ's extended family and more eating. Then back home, jiggity jig. For collapsing and (hopefully) Matilda contentedly playing with her haul. EM got her a big wooden dollhouse, and little dollies that go inside and the kitchen set and the bedroom set that go with it. Pretty extravagant.

All presents are got and most are wrapped and many are under the tree. Stockings are stuffed. I just need a little more cleaning off the kitchen table and the bathroom floor.


Aims - Dec 24, 2009 11:19:19 am PST #4801 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aims, do you need some Paypal to get you through til it's fixed? E me.

Thank you, but our Director and CFO busted ass and got us all wire transfers and will be reimbursing everyone any fees that arose from this clusterfuck.

ION, know what smells bad? When you open a whole chicken that sat out all night. 'Scuse me while I a) go throw up and b) figure out what to do for dinner now.


billytea - Dec 24, 2009 12:41:23 pm PST #4802 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy Christmas everyone!


DavidS - Dec 24, 2009 12:56:50 pm PST #4803 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Merry Christmas, billytea, to you and yours!


Cashmere - Dec 24, 2009 1:02:55 pm PST #4804 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Merry, Christmas to all the Teas! I hope Santa is kind to Ryan.


Stephanie - Dec 24, 2009 1:07:02 pm PST #4805 of 30000
Trust my rage

Aims, Im impressed with your director and CFO. It makes me happy to hear they came through

Ellie got a dollhouse too! We've been doing a present a day since we got to my parents'. That has really helped with the kid/present hype.


Laga - Dec 24, 2009 1:10:01 pm PST #4806 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Happy Christmas to all!


DavidS - Dec 24, 2009 1:20:58 pm PST #4807 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We've been doing a present a day since we got to my parents'. That has really helped with the kid/present hype.

Not a bad plan when they're little. We open one small present the night before Christmas.

In the morning we all do stockings first, presents all around, breakfast and then stupor.