I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - Dec 24, 2009 1:07:02 pm PST #4805 of 30000
Trust my rage

Aims, Im impressed with your director and CFO. It makes me happy to hear they came through

Ellie got a dollhouse too! We've been doing a present a day since we got to my parents'. That has really helped with the kid/present hype.


Laga - Dec 24, 2009 1:10:01 pm PST #4806 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Happy Christmas to all!


DavidS - Dec 24, 2009 1:20:58 pm PST #4807 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We've been doing a present a day since we got to my parents'. That has really helped with the kid/present hype.

Not a bad plan when they're little. We open one small present the night before Christmas.

In the morning we all do stockings first, presents all around, breakfast and then stupor.


brenda m - Dec 24, 2009 1:40:41 pm PST #4808 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

We open one small present the night before Christmas.

In the morning we all do stockings first, presents all around, breakfast and then stupor.

We do this, except it goes stockings, breakfast, presents. I think this tradition developed largely because my mom rarely had time to get everything wrapped before breakfast on the day.


Laga - Dec 24, 2009 1:57:18 pm PST #4809 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my parents always let us open one present on Christmas eve but it was always new robes and slippers.


Atropa - Dec 24, 2009 2:02:12 pm PST #4810 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We always open one present on Christmas Eve. In fact, Pete just opened his Christmas Eve present. Because You know what really says "Merry Christmas, sweetie!" A life-size bust of a Predator head.

I'm not kidding. Thanks to a friend with connections, Pete just uncrated his Christmas Predator bust. No, I have no idea where he's going to put it.

(The UPS guy who helped heave the giant box up the stairs for me said "I have to know. What is in this?""

"A life-size bust of one of the aliens from Predator."

"Dude!"

"Dude."

"Who's it for?"

"My husband."

"He is so fucking lucky, man!")


smonster - Dec 24, 2009 2:10:09 pm PST #4811 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Jilli, that's wonderful.

We don't open a gift on Christmas Eve, but I wish we did. We don't even put prezzies out until the morning due to an excess of naughty nibbling kitties.

I would like to report that The Best Christmas Pageant Ever is still effing hilarious.


Cashmere - Dec 24, 2009 2:23:49 pm PST #4812 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I love the postal delivery guy at the Reasons. Our poor postal person just delivered a fruit basket. Not nearly as fun as a predator head.


Burrell - Dec 24, 2009 2:27:36 pm PST #4813 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That is HiLARious Jilli.

My son is playing hide and seek with me. I try to leave him hiding as long as possible as it keeps him quiet. But really, I should start seeking.


Liese S. - Dec 24, 2009 2:31:45 pm PST #4814 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That's awesome. The UPS guy came three times between today and yesterday. Down our snow-covered dirt roads. And got stuck once, pulling out. I think they were not nearly as cheerful as dude delivering life-size Predator alien.