Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Dec 23, 2009 9:05:09 pm PST #4731 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

luckily she merely looked at me with apparent disdain


Polter-Cow - Dec 23, 2009 9:18:23 pm PST #4732 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is "Put your hands up and get away from the fucking blowdryer" just something people say outside bathroom stalls every now and then?

Because otherwise, I think I almost got mugged.


omnis_audis - Dec 23, 2009 9:18:40 pm PST #4733 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Well, she is a cat.


Laga - Dec 23, 2009 9:19:00 pm PST #4734 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

holy shit are you OK? What happened?


Polter-Cow - Dec 23, 2009 9:24:29 pm PST #4735 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I was in a Jack in the Box restroom, and I heard a couple guys really really want to be let in the door (they had to be buzzed in), and I could hear them enter the restroom. I thought I was in trouble for sneaking into the restroom after someone without being buzzed in.

But then I heard a man say, "Put your hands up and step away from the fucking blowdryer." I didn't hear any cocking gun or anything, and I couldn't really make out the sounds of what happened next, but at that point I was scared out of my goddamn mind. I stayed in my stall, my legs shaking. I took out my wallet and stuffed all the twenties and my credit card into my pocket, just in case. Then I put one twenty back in so it didn't look too suspicious. I kept waiting for someone to knock on the stall door or kick it down or something. I could see some guys outside. I waited for them to leave. I waited and waited and waited until it sounded like people were both leaving and entering without incident, and then I opened the stall door and hoped for the best. There was a guy there, but he did nothing, and I washed my hands and ran the fuck out without drying them.

I want to cry.


Laga - Dec 23, 2009 9:26:37 pm PST #4736 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Jesus Christ! Are you with anyone?


Polter-Cow - Dec 23, 2009 9:29:12 pm PST #4737 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm in my friend's apartment with her roommates. She was at a concert. I'm about to go meet her at Cafe 101 for hugs (she doesn't know yet) even though I really don't want to go out right now.


Laga - Dec 23, 2009 9:32:29 pm PST #4738 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

(if you want my advice) you've been through a traumatic experience and if you don't want to go out right now you shouldn't. On the other hand- you know yourself and if being out and about will help you feel better then do that.


Polter-Cow - Dec 23, 2009 9:41:14 pm PST #4739 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

To top it off, when I got back to my friend's apartment, neither of her roommates were home, so I couldn't get in. I had to wait outside the door for forty-five minutes until one of them returned. It hasn't been the greatest night.

At least I scored some good CDs at Amoeba.


Shir - Dec 23, 2009 9:41:39 pm PST #4740 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Fuck, P-C. Fucking fuck. I'm very sorry.

{{{P-C}}}

FWIW, I agree with Laga.