a book called Absinthe and Flamethrowers , which is about all kinds of crazy DIY shit that will no doubt take over our backyard
I've heard good things about that book.
I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:01:32 pm PST #4705 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Dec 23, 2009 4:02:03 pm PST #4706 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I've heard good things about that book.
Uh-huh. Wait until I liveblog the incineration of our backyard.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:08:54 pm PST #4707 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So has anyone heard of ButtCandle?
From the FAQ:
Q: Is the ButtCandle . really a candle?
A: Yes, but not necessarily what you might picture as your dining room table variety of candle. In length and diameter, it's similiar to common candles. However, a hollow channel is cut from bottom to top which causes air to be drawn from the base to the top. In practice, this creates a vacuum at the base which, when inserted in the rectum, gently dislodges intestinal and rectal blockage.
Oprah-approved....
Steph L. - Dec 23, 2009 4:15:33 pm PST #4708 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So, it's the ass version of an ear candle?
Oh brave new world.
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 4:25:31 pm PST #4709 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
oh dear, I've only recently gotten over the hooks
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:26:29 pm PST #4710 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey, this is better! Oprah has never approved of ass hooks, has she?
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 4:27:02 pm PST #4711 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
D: you're not wrapping a present for the cat, are you?
Me: Not only am I wrapping a present for the cat, but I've been waiting all day for her to go outside so it would be a surprise. And now I'm putting her name on the tag.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:35:58 pm PST #4712 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I totally agree with and approve of your cat-related gifting actions, Laga.
WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2009 4:36:21 pm PST #4713 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Laga, what a good kitty-mom you are.
Teppy, those are seriously wonderful gifts for your Boy.
smonster, that is a lovely ring!
Jessica - Dec 23, 2009 4:44:21 pm PST #4714 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Q: Will my health insurance cover the cost?
A: Most current plan providers are skeptical about less mainstream, alternative health practices. Sadly, the ButtCandle falls under this category. Fortunately ButtCandles are an economical choice and no one need forgo their use simply due to lack of coverage.
Translation: No, your insurance will not cover an illegal quack medical treatment. But we'd love to take your money anyway!