D: you're not wrapping a present for the cat, are you?
Me: Not only am I wrapping a present for the cat, but I've been waiting all day for her to go outside so it would be a surprise. And now I'm putting her name on the tag.
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
River ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 4:27:02 pm PST #4711 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:35:58 pm PST #4712 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I totally agree with and approve of your cat-related gifting actions, Laga.
WindSparrow - Dec 23, 2009 4:36:21 pm PST #4713 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Laga, what a good kitty-mom you are.
Teppy, those are seriously wonderful gifts for your Boy.
smonster, that is a lovely ring!
Jessica - Dec 23, 2009 4:44:21 pm PST #4714 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Q: Will my health insurance cover the cost?
A: Most current plan providers are skeptical about less mainstream, alternative health practices. Sadly, the ButtCandle falls under this category. Fortunately ButtCandles are an economical choice and no one need forgo their use simply due to lack of coverage.
Translation: No, your insurance will not cover an illegal quack medical treatment. But we'd love to take your money anyway!
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:48:30 pm PST #4715 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oprah endorsed an illegal quack medical treatment? No way!
Jessica - Dec 23, 2009 4:50:25 pm PST #4716 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I am shocked, nay - BAFFLED! That such a thing could happen!
smonster - Dec 23, 2009 4:56:19 pm PST #4717 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I have no desire to burn my ass, thanks anyway Oprah.
Steph, that is an awesome list.
KBD is listening to his Zune gleefully through new headphones. It's very cute.
sj - Dec 23, 2009 5:22:04 pm PST #4718 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Everything I try to bake tonight has turned into a complete fucking DISASTER! I'm not looking for hugs and hairpats. I just needed to let that out somewhere before I totally lost it.
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 5:25:06 pm PST #4719 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ugh, sj. How frustrating.
Cashmere - Dec 23, 2009 5:32:34 pm PST #4720 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Baking disasters suck, sj.