Oprah endorsed an illegal quack medical treatment? No way!
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:48:30 pm PST #4715 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Dec 23, 2009 4:50:25 pm PST #4716 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I am shocked, nay - BAFFLED! That such a thing could happen!
smonster - Dec 23, 2009 4:56:19 pm PST #4717 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I have no desire to burn my ass, thanks anyway Oprah.
Steph, that is an awesome list.
KBD is listening to his Zune gleefully through new headphones. It's very cute.
sj - Dec 23, 2009 5:22:04 pm PST #4718 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Everything I try to bake tonight has turned into a complete fucking DISASTER! I'm not looking for hugs and hairpats. I just needed to let that out somewhere before I totally lost it.
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 5:25:06 pm PST #4719 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ugh, sj. How frustrating.
Cashmere - Dec 23, 2009 5:32:34 pm PST #4720 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Baking disasters suck, sj.
Steph L. - Dec 23, 2009 5:48:55 pm PST #4721 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Baking disasters suck donkey dick, in large part because you have this great vision of lovely [whatever], and people going ooh and aah and yum!, and then you have a handful of goo, or burned goo, or flattened goo.
It bites.
ION, I just left the house for the first time since Saturday (this seriously is a REALLY bad cold). We needed a few groceries to be able to make our contributions to the various family gatherings, and The Boy insisted that I'd feel better if I left the house.
I don't feel better. I don't feel *worse,* but I don't feel better.
Cashmere - Dec 23, 2009 6:30:26 pm PST #4722 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
The worst thing about baking disasters is that you end up with the mess and dishes without the yummy goodies. If things go as planned, the yummies make up for the cleaning.
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 6:42:32 pm PST #4723 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Even broken cookies still taste good but burned ones are nobody's friend.
Hil R. - Dec 23, 2009 6:46:23 pm PST #4724 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just got back from seeing In the Heights. That was really good. I think I want to get the soundtrack.