I've got Love Actually on and I'm drinking eggnog and wrapping presents. Things could be worse.
Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this. You'll use up all the air!
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 3:12:26 pm PST #4702 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
smonster - Dec 23, 2009 3:33:34 pm PST #4703 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
KBD and I just exchanged gifts - he couldn't wait. We each got each other the top item from our lists. He gave me a silver tree ring I picked out on etsy and I got him the Zune accessory kit he wanted. He so loves tweaking gadgets.
eta my ring: [link]
Steph L. - Dec 23, 2009 3:58:31 pm PST #4704 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
That ring is so pretty!
I'm hoping for a semi-colon t-shirt from The Boy. And you all KNOW that I am not even kidding.
I got him a red light for his bike (we live 1 1/2 miles from his work, and sometimes when he bikes to work, it's dark after he leaves to come home, and I don't want him to get squished on the road); a book called Absinthe and Flamethrowers , which is about all kinds of crazy DIY shit that will no doubt take over our backyard; and black PVC/latex stockings.
Take a moment to love that list.
I love my life.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:01:32 pm PST #4705 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
a book called Absinthe and Flamethrowers , which is about all kinds of crazy DIY shit that will no doubt take over our backyard
I've heard good things about that book.
Steph L. - Dec 23, 2009 4:02:03 pm PST #4706 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I've heard good things about that book.
Uh-huh. Wait until I liveblog the incineration of our backyard.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:08:54 pm PST #4707 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So has anyone heard of ButtCandle?
From the FAQ:
Q: Is the ButtCandle . really a candle?
A: Yes, but not necessarily what you might picture as your dining room table variety of candle. In length and diameter, it's similiar to common candles. However, a hollow channel is cut from bottom to top which causes air to be drawn from the base to the top. In practice, this creates a vacuum at the base which, when inserted in the rectum, gently dislodges intestinal and rectal blockage.
Oprah-approved....
Steph L. - Dec 23, 2009 4:15:33 pm PST #4708 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So, it's the ass version of an ear candle?
Oh brave new world.
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 4:25:31 pm PST #4709 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
oh dear, I've only recently gotten over the hooks
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2009 4:26:29 pm PST #4710 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey, this is better! Oprah has never approved of ass hooks, has she?
Laga - Dec 23, 2009 4:27:02 pm PST #4711 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
D: you're not wrapping a present for the cat, are you?
Me: Not only am I wrapping a present for the cat, but I've been waiting all day for her to go outside so it would be a surprise. And now I'm putting her name on the tag.