I've got Love Actually on and I'm drinking eggnog and wrapping presents. Things could be worse.
Jayne ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
KBD and I just exchanged gifts - he couldn't wait. We each got each other the top item from our lists. He gave me a silver tree ring I picked out on etsy and I got him the Zune accessory kit he wanted. He so loves tweaking gadgets.
eta my ring: [link]
That ring is so pretty!
I'm hoping for a semi-colon t-shirt from The Boy. And you all KNOW that I am not even kidding.
I got him a red light for his bike (we live 1 1/2 miles from his work, and sometimes when he bikes to work, it's dark after he leaves to come home, and I don't want him to get squished on the road); a book called Absinthe and Flamethrowers , which is about all kinds of crazy DIY shit that will no doubt take over our backyard; and black PVC/latex stockings.
Take a moment to love that list.
I love my life.
a book called Absinthe and Flamethrowers , which is about all kinds of crazy DIY shit that will no doubt take over our backyard
I've heard good things about that book.
I've heard good things about that book.
Uh-huh. Wait until I liveblog the incineration of our backyard.
So has anyone heard of ButtCandle?
From the FAQ:
Q: Is the ButtCandle . really a candle?
A: Yes, but not necessarily what you might picture as your dining room table variety of candle. In length and diameter, it's similiar to common candles. However, a hollow channel is cut from bottom to top which causes air to be drawn from the base to the top. In practice, this creates a vacuum at the base which, when inserted in the rectum, gently dislodges intestinal and rectal blockage.
Oprah-approved....
So, it's the ass version of an ear candle?
Oh brave new world.
oh dear, I've only recently gotten over the hooks
Hey, this is better! Oprah has never approved of ass hooks, has she?
D: you're not wrapping a present for the cat, are you?
Me: Not only am I wrapping a present for the cat, but I've been waiting all day for her to go outside so it would be a surprise. And now I'm putting her name on the tag.