Scrappy, that's just so heartbreaking for your coworker, and everyone who cares about her. Sending lots of punctuation your way, so you are plenty stocked up if/when she needs some. And peace~ma for her.
Riley ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I remember you and the percocet,Teppy. That was a nightmare.
I'm sorry about your coworker, Scrappy, and your sister, Cash. How heartbreaking for both of them.
I really like Xanax. It makes me relaxed, calm, and happy without being giddy.
I made chicken soup with okra, green peppers, green beans, cauliflower, carrots and sweet potatoes. In the oven, I've got hot wings. And I'm working on making a sweet potato pie. Also, I just watched The Freshman, and wonder if Sunday could kick Spike's ass, or would they just be really hot together?
I've got Love Actually on and I'm drinking eggnog and wrapping presents. Things could be worse.
KBD and I just exchanged gifts - he couldn't wait. We each got each other the top item from our lists. He gave me a silver tree ring I picked out on etsy and I got him the Zune accessory kit he wanted. He so loves tweaking gadgets.
eta my ring: [link]
That ring is so pretty!
I'm hoping for a semi-colon t-shirt from The Boy. And you all KNOW that I am not even kidding.
I got him a red light for his bike (we live 1 1/2 miles from his work, and sometimes when he bikes to work, it's dark after he leaves to come home, and I don't want him to get squished on the road); a book called Absinthe and Flamethrowers , which is about all kinds of crazy DIY shit that will no doubt take over our backyard; and black PVC/latex stockings.
Take a moment to love that list.
I love my life.
a book called Absinthe and Flamethrowers , which is about all kinds of crazy DIY shit that will no doubt take over our backyard
I've heard good things about that book.
I've heard good things about that book.
Uh-huh. Wait until I liveblog the incineration of our backyard.
So has anyone heard of ButtCandle?
From the FAQ:
Q: Is the ButtCandle . really a candle?
A: Yes, but not necessarily what you might picture as your dining room table variety of candle. In length and diameter, it's similiar to common candles. However, a hollow channel is cut from bottom to top which causes air to be drawn from the base to the top. In practice, this creates a vacuum at the base which, when inserted in the rectum, gently dislodges intestinal and rectal blockage.
Oprah-approved....