If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Dec 21, 2009 10:30:48 am PST #4446 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Were we discussing engagement rings here or in Natter? B/c I think I found my OTER. Not that I am in need or foresee being in need in the near future. [link]

I prefer a darker sapphire, but otherwise? DAMN.


tommyrot - Dec 21, 2009 10:34:21 am PST #4447 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

B/c I think I found my OTER.

Cool! But what does it mean when a ring is "lyrical"?


Shir - Dec 21, 2009 10:34:38 am PST #4448 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Skipping to post a wonderful, happy birthday to Shane, and a lot of joy, love and life (sounds better in Hebrew, and less morbid, I swear) to GC and her DW.

Congrats! You'll be a fantastic family, and I can't wait to see the first pictures.


Calli - Dec 21, 2009 10:35:04 am PST #4449 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's a lovely ring, smonster.


smonster - Dec 21, 2009 10:43:27 am PST #4450 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cool! But what does it mean when a ring is "lyrical"?

So pretty your heart sings? IDK.


javachik - Dec 21, 2009 11:02:39 am PST #4451 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Shane the Solstice Baby day!!

Vortex, that's a 100% completely self-inflicted mess of misery on your mom's part. Under NO circumstances are you to allow yourself to feel guilty about any of it. That's ridiculous.

I am in complete agreement with JZ. (I should copy this statement into notepad and save it because then I could just ctrl-v whenever I need it which is always.)


lisah - Dec 21, 2009 11:42:57 am PST #4452 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Were we discussing engagement rings here or in Natter? B/c I think I found my OTER.

smonster, the filigree on that ring is VERY much like mine. Loooooove it!


JZ - Dec 21, 2009 11:59:30 am PST #4453 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, java. You overestimate my smarts.

ION, I think my period is coming on...here it is, four days from the birthday of the little baby Jesus and ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES FROM SHANE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!1!11!, and all I want to do is (a) eat Maui onion flavored kettle chips, and (b) murderize the entire human race (Buffistas excepted) for fatal stupidity. People on eBay, please. If a seller in the U.S. says "No international shipping" and you live clear on the other side of either an entire ocean or the Equator, that's international. Please stop pestering me with emails asking about the cost to ship to Germany or Singapore or where the hell ever, or I will kill you. I'll kill you a lot. Fair warning.

Also, the clinic can stop sending patient calls over here when they need to be scheduled with...THE CLINIC, and patients can stop losing the lab slips that have been sent to them multiple times, and pharmacies can stop sending things to the wrong fax numbers and then saying, "Well, gee, I saw where you crossed out the other fax number the first time and wrote a new one in, but I didn't know that meant you wanted me to replace it."

I am strangely soothed by playing in my brain a constant loop of Paul Gross as Geoffrey Tennant uttering a magnificent "FUCK" as he stalks out of the theater.

Also by contemplating pretty rings, and thinking about Shane. Only one hour and one minute, now!


Burrell - Dec 21, 2009 12:21:56 pm PST #4454 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

sj, others responded before I could with pretty much everything I would have said, and then some. He'll feel better fairly soon after he starts taking the medication. The Dr will want to retest his TSH after 6 weeks or so to make sure he's on the right dosage.


Cashmere - Dec 21, 2009 1:31:50 pm PST #4455 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Fresh Beat Band?

No, though MM says they are guilty of the same thing. In this instance he was talking about Hi-Five.

Both of these shows should be banned by the Geneva Convention.