You know, it's funny. We went to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Dec 21, 2009 11:42:57 am PST #4452 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Were we discussing engagement rings here or in Natter? B/c I think I found my OTER.

smonster, the filigree on that ring is VERY much like mine. Loooooove it!


JZ - Dec 21, 2009 11:59:30 am PST #4453 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, java. You overestimate my smarts.

ION, I think my period is coming on...here it is, four days from the birthday of the little baby Jesus and ONE HOUR AND FIVE MINUTES FROM SHANE'S BIRTHDAY!!!!1!11!, and all I want to do is (a) eat Maui onion flavored kettle chips, and (b) murderize the entire human race (Buffistas excepted) for fatal stupidity. People on eBay, please. If a seller in the U.S. says "No international shipping" and you live clear on the other side of either an entire ocean or the Equator, that's international. Please stop pestering me with emails asking about the cost to ship to Germany or Singapore or where the hell ever, or I will kill you. I'll kill you a lot. Fair warning.

Also, the clinic can stop sending patient calls over here when they need to be scheduled with...THE CLINIC, and patients can stop losing the lab slips that have been sent to them multiple times, and pharmacies can stop sending things to the wrong fax numbers and then saying, "Well, gee, I saw where you crossed out the other fax number the first time and wrote a new one in, but I didn't know that meant you wanted me to replace it."

I am strangely soothed by playing in my brain a constant loop of Paul Gross as Geoffrey Tennant uttering a magnificent "FUCK" as he stalks out of the theater.

Also by contemplating pretty rings, and thinking about Shane. Only one hour and one minute, now!


Burrell - Dec 21, 2009 12:21:56 pm PST #4454 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

sj, others responded before I could with pretty much everything I would have said, and then some. He'll feel better fairly soon after he starts taking the medication. The Dr will want to retest his TSH after 6 weeks or so to make sure he's on the right dosage.


Cashmere - Dec 21, 2009 1:31:50 pm PST #4455 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Fresh Beat Band?

No, though MM says they are guilty of the same thing. In this instance he was talking about Hi-Five.

Both of these shows should be banned by the Geneva Convention.


erikaj - Dec 21, 2009 1:39:05 pm PST #4456 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

JZ, Ari Gold had a day like that(well, yeah, kinda always) but there was one time in particular that made him write an e-mail with nothing but "FUCK YOU!!!" in it and he didn't have a period to blame.


DavidS - Dec 21, 2009 1:43:31 pm PST #4457 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Where's that baby Shane? I hope GC's doing okay.


Burrell - Dec 21, 2009 1:50:46 pm PST #4458 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am totally cutting the moms slack for not posting right away. They need their Shane bonding time!


Vortex - Dec 21, 2009 2:11:43 pm PST #4459 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In the oven: cod fillet mixed with tomatoes, onions, capers, olives, olive oil, salt, pepper and thyme. I'll serve it over couscous with onions and parsley. I'm excited.


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2009 2:15:27 pm PST #4460 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Vortex, how do you get up the energy and excitement to cook for one? I used to get pretty fancy when I cooked for company, but these days I do the minimum possible to not expire from malnutrition.

I envy the flavour of everything you post, but not enough to do dishes.


Stephanie - Dec 21, 2009 2:20:33 pm PST #4461 of 30000
Trust my rage

Just skipping a ton and checking in to look for news about baby Shane. Hoping he and his moms are all adoring each other and enjoying the peace of a just born baby.