Glambaby! Easy peasey c-section-ma!
Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?
Cordelia ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Dec 21, 2009 5:40:46 am PST #4387 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
smonster - Dec 21, 2009 5:41:24 am PST #4388 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Step~ma to Erin.
Calli, that is super annoying. I assume this is for the website that was already supposed to be up?
Baby Shane! Can't wait to meet you, even if just in pixel form.
Hil, it stinks that you are hurting. Is there anything you can do or do you just have to deal with it?
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2009 5:41:55 am PST #4389 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Yes, I hope all goes well for GC, Shane, and GCDW.
Jessica - Dec 21, 2009 5:42:44 am PST #4390 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Easy peasey c-section-ma!
Now there's a visual for "lemon squeazy" I never wanted in my head.
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2009 5:43:13 am PST #4391 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Good luck with the step-moming Erin.
DavidS - Dec 21, 2009 5:48:59 am PST #4392 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Now there's a visual for "lemon squeazy" I never wanted in my head.
The latest in OB/GYN accessories.
Calli - Dec 21, 2009 5:54:23 am PST #4393 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I assume this is for the website that was already supposed to be up?
That's the one. Given that she hasn't made the material available yet, I don't know what she thought we'd be doing on the first launch date (12/3).
Oh well. In a happier vein:
Happy, healthy new baby~ma for GC!
Jessica - Dec 21, 2009 5:55:47 am PST #4394 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The latest in OB/GYN accessories.
Hey, I have one of those in my kitchen! Maybe I'll do a home birth...
Miracleman - Dec 21, 2009 5:56:43 am PST #4395 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Wow. Hey! Look at this place! You guys all like Buffy n junk, yeah? Wow.
So, I'm Miracleman, and...
...okay, so I know I haven't been on in a while. School and stuff. But that's over for the next week or so, so here I am, back and bold!
And to start off in my inimitable style...
Does anyone else feel seriously embarrassed for the twenty-somethings that end up being cast on kids' shows? It's horrific! They have to sing really dumb songs through arsenic grimaces and wear colors designed to either keep you safe while hunting or blind any threat that may come at them so they can affect a getaway! I had to watch this bright, spritely young woman pretend to practice to surf (yes, not pretend to actually surf, pretend to practice) while singing some revoltingly saccharine ditty through clenched teeth and a smile that looked like she had hooks in her cheeks attached to lines that ran around the back of her head. Her face was like a cross between Sesame Street and Hellraiser. And all I could think was: "I bet you went to Juilliard, didn't you? You poor, poor, wretched thing."
Oh, and, uh...Merry Xmas or whatever.
Polter-Cow - Dec 21, 2009 6:01:15 am PST #4396 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I felt sorry for this one kid who was on Barney back in the day since he went to a local high school. I hear he got beat up a lot or something.