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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Dec 18, 2009 3:24:57 pm PST #4284 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

What, no assholes? No one in a 4x4 trying to go normal freeway speeds? Inconceivable!

I'm glad you made it!

I set out in sleet one time and regretted it when it turned to an ice storm. My car looked glazed when I finally got off the road.

On the other hand? Some winters when it's completely iced over and no travel is advised, it seems like they could just declare "If you can comprehend this alert, stay off the road."

Sure, there would be a few innocents, but the vast majority would be asses and drunk drivers, so hey.

On yet another hand, one time, about 1996 I believe, I made it 30 miles to work on a freeway that was covered in 1/2 inch of ice. I was the only one who made it to work.

I can make no claim to sound judgment there.


Cass - Dec 18, 2009 3:30:40 pm PST #4285 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Hee. I don't suppose there's a link to the sexy dancing?

Um, there's a tab open with it still...

Glad you made it to KBD's safely.


smonster - Dec 18, 2009 3:35:01 pm PST #4286 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What, no assholes? No one in a 4x4 trying to go normal freeway speeds? Inconceivable!

I know, right? Everyone driving well below the speed limit. I saw one car that had spun out on an exit, but that was it.

KBD is singing Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" like Frank Sinatra.


Cashmere - Dec 18, 2009 4:15:27 pm PST #4287 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

erika, my friend from college has an extreme fear of clowns. In college she almost wrecked her car because she saw a clown driving past her on the freeway in full gear.

The last time she and I went to NYC, our hostess had found this SCARY ASS clown doll and placed him in the shower. We joked around all weekend with that freaky thing. Fortunately, M wasn't traumatized and has a good sense of humor.


sj - Dec 18, 2009 4:41:27 pm PST #4288 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aww, Dylan is getting to be a big boy too!


erikaj - Dec 18, 2009 4:44:17 pm PST #4289 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I think Mom is afraid of clowns because she was a shy child whom people tried to draw out more than floppy-shoe trauma.


beth b - Dec 18, 2009 4:49:58 pm PST #4290 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

health ma~~~ for you mom, erika


DCJensen - Dec 18, 2009 4:53:42 pm PST #4291 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

erika, my friend from college has an extreme fear of clowns. In college she almost wrecked her car because she saw a clown driving past her on the freeway in full gear.

At least he was obvious. So many undercover clowns on the freeway...


Hil R. - Dec 18, 2009 4:56:17 pm PST #4292 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My mother called me to tell me that she bought me a cookbook for Chanukah, but she started reading through it and really liked it, so she's keeping it for herself, but she's going to cook me stuff from it.


DCJensen - Dec 18, 2009 4:58:39 pm PST #4293 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

KBD is singing Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" like Frank Sinatra.

To Windsparrow's horror, in the last few days I have tried to sing both "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "The Rainbow Connection" like Johnny Cash.