This is why I never trust clowns. Especially when they travel in groups.
Clowns hate tangelos.
Anya: It's lovely! I wish it was mine! Oh like you weren't all thinking the same thing. Giles: I'm fairly certain I wasn't.
'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Dec 18, 2009 1:24:49 pm PST #4274 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
erikaj - Dec 18, 2009 1:44:43 pm PST #4275 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah...she's made an appointment with her surgeon, who, just happens to be the one all the nurses want their moms treated by. It was totally the luck of the draw. I always meant to write him a letter but I never knew what to say. Maybe this time, I will go with "You saved my world. A lot." JZ, when my stepdad flipped out and had his...interface with the penal experience and all, he was in group with a retarded woman who tried to commit suicide by jumping from a one-story building.She saved that story for me cause she knew I'd appreciate it. I think there is a hell of a metaphor for the human condition in it, in addition to a sick laugh.ETA; My mom *is* afraid of clowns, but the clown-car thing is more about her belief that she'll die doing something klutzy or stupid as she's survived a number of things that might have taken her out more "logically", including cancer and two difficult births.
-t - Dec 18, 2009 1:50:54 pm PST #4276 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Lots of ~ma your mom's way, erika.
erikaj - Dec 18, 2009 1:53:46 pm PST #4277 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Thanks...I'll bet she'll be fine if she doesn't go out dressed as a peanut.(/Chuckles)
Aims - Dec 18, 2009 1:58:28 pm PST #4278 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I need this: [link]
And a pair of red, patent leather, ankle strap platform heels and a matching clutch.
Jessica - Dec 18, 2009 2:06:51 pm PST #4279 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Toddlerspam - new bed + new books make Dylan a happy boy: [link]
Jessica - Dec 18, 2009 2:07:10 pm PST #4280 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aims, you definitely need that dress. And a martini.
Hil R. - Dec 18, 2009 2:15:54 pm PST #4281 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Toddlerspam - new bed + new books make Dylan a happy boy:
Aww.
I'm having this really weird sensation where I'm just suddenly really aware that I'm wearing glasses. It's almost like I'm feeling claustrophobic, like as if there were an actual wall there instead of just my glasses. I thought maybe the issue was that the lenses were grimy, but I cleaned them and it still feels all wrong. I've been wearing glasses for 20 years now, and can't remember ever getting like this from them.
Aims - Dec 18, 2009 2:16:59 pm PST #4282 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims, you definitely need that dress. And a martini.
Also, Joan needs it.
smonster - Dec 18, 2009 2:48:50 pm PST #4283 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Heh. Every single thing you write about your mom makes me like her more.
Having met her, I can testify to her awesomeness. Lots of ma, erika.
I am digging that dress, Aims. I can totally see you rocking it.
Cutie Dylan! And Jess, your hair has gotten so long!
I made it to KBD's through spitting sleet. No assholes on the road, which was nice.