Wanted: Someone to save me from an hour long conference call beginning in 25 minutes.
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sparky1 - Dec 16, 2009 8:36:15 am PST #3924 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
DavidS - Dec 16, 2009 8:46:07 am PST #3925 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wanted: Someone to save me from an hour long conference call beginning in 25 minutes.
Shall I pull the fire alarm?
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 8:54:44 am PST #3926 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wanted: Someone to save me from an hour long conference call beginning in 25 minutes.
Get someone to call you. Answer the phone, exclaim, "Oh my God - the penguin on top of my telly is about to explode!" Then run away.
Sparky1 - Dec 16, 2009 8:55:32 am PST #3927 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
>Answer the phone, exclaim, "Oh my God - the penguin on top of my telly is about to explode!" Then run away.
I've used that one before. Hasn't everyone?
smonster - Dec 16, 2009 9:05:13 am PST #3928 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
OMG. Delta has TWICE now put me on hold (once I get through the menu) and then HUNG UP ON ME. Trying again.
eta MAKE THAT THREE TIMES. GIVE ME A FACE TO PUNCH, PLEASE.
Atropa - Dec 16, 2009 9:05:36 am PST #3929 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
GC, you look great!
smonster, I meant to comment yesterday: your new hair is very pretty.
they use reuseable "foils" now for highlighting. They're made of a very thin closed cell foam that just rinses clean. Kinda neat.
Oooh. I need to get some of those, now that I am doing pink streaks.
Got distracted lusting after RockLove jewelry.
She does such amazing work. I want her dollhouse key necklace.
smonster - Dec 16, 2009 9:07:59 am PST #3930 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Thank you, Jilli! I think I've said it elsewhere but I adore your pink hair.
Let's see, I want your batty necklace, and the black rose studs, and the nautical star lucite necklace, and the clock hands earrings, and the clock hand necklace, and...
Atropa - Dec 16, 2009 9:09:44 am PST #3931 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Thank you! I really like my pink hair, too. Tho I'm going to try and eventually get it to a lighter, more cupcake-y pink.
I could spend a lot of money on the RockLove site. And she did such a good job with the batty heart!
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 9:13:56 am PST #3932 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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DavidS - Dec 16, 2009 9:14:58 am PST #3933 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My conversation with Matilda this morning. I had a small, collapsible umbrella in my overcoat pocket.
Matilda: Daddy! You have an umbrella in your pocket. Like....like...wizard-beard. Like....Hagrid!
Me: That's right. Hagrid does have an umbrella in his coat. And he uses it to do spells.
Matilda: You need a magic battery for your umbrella. Then you could do spells too.
Me: I'll look into that. Does Hagrid have a wizard-beard?
Matilda: Yup.
Me: Do I have a wizard-beard?
Matilda: Nope. You have a scruffly.