Wanted: Someone to save me from an hour long conference call beginning in 25 minutes.
Shall I pull the fire alarm?
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2009 8:46:07 am PST #3925 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 8:54:44 am PST #3926 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wanted: Someone to save me from an hour long conference call beginning in 25 minutes.
Get someone to call you. Answer the phone, exclaim, "Oh my God - the penguin on top of my telly is about to explode!" Then run away.
Sparky1 - Dec 16, 2009 8:55:32 am PST #3927 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
>Answer the phone, exclaim, "Oh my God - the penguin on top of my telly is about to explode!" Then run away.
I've used that one before. Hasn't everyone?
smonster - Dec 16, 2009 9:05:13 am PST #3928 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
OMG. Delta has TWICE now put me on hold (once I get through the menu) and then HUNG UP ON ME. Trying again.
eta MAKE THAT THREE TIMES. GIVE ME A FACE TO PUNCH, PLEASE.
Atropa - Dec 16, 2009 9:05:36 am PST #3929 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
GC, you look great!
smonster, I meant to comment yesterday: your new hair is very pretty.
they use reuseable "foils" now for highlighting. They're made of a very thin closed cell foam that just rinses clean. Kinda neat.
Oooh. I need to get some of those, now that I am doing pink streaks.
Got distracted lusting after RockLove jewelry.
She does such amazing work. I want her dollhouse key necklace.
smonster - Dec 16, 2009 9:07:59 am PST #3930 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Thank you, Jilli! I think I've said it elsewhere but I adore your pink hair.
Let's see, I want your batty necklace, and the black rose studs, and the nautical star lucite necklace, and the clock hands earrings, and the clock hand necklace, and...
Atropa - Dec 16, 2009 9:09:44 am PST #3931 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Thank you! I really like my pink hair, too. Tho I'm going to try and eventually get it to a lighter, more cupcake-y pink.
I could spend a lot of money on the RockLove site. And she did such a good job with the batty heart!
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 9:13:56 am PST #3932 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
![[link]](http://strangedolls.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/pink.jpg){kind=link}
DavidS - Dec 16, 2009 9:14:58 am PST #3933 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My conversation with Matilda this morning. I had a small, collapsible umbrella in my overcoat pocket.
Matilda: Daddy! You have an umbrella in your pocket. Like....like...wizard-beard. Like....Hagrid!
Me: That's right. Hagrid does have an umbrella in his coat. And he uses it to do spells.
Matilda: You need a magic battery for your umbrella. Then you could do spells too.
Me: I'll look into that. Does Hagrid have a wizard-beard?
Matilda: Yup.
Me: Do I have a wizard-beard?
Matilda: Nope. You have a scruffly.
smonster - Dec 16, 2009 9:16:34 am PST #3934 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Jilli, do you look like this? [link]
She's *way cuter* than that doll, IMNSHO.
Am on hold w/ Delta again - it's lasting longer, so I maintain hope that I won't get hung up on again. And you betcha I'm taking the phone survey after.