Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2009 9:14:58 am PST #3933 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My conversation with Matilda this morning. I had a small, collapsible umbrella in my overcoat pocket.

Matilda: Daddy! You have an umbrella in your pocket. Like....like...wizard-beard. Like....Hagrid!
Me: That's right. Hagrid does have an umbrella in his coat. And he uses it to do spells.
Matilda: You need a magic battery for your umbrella. Then you could do spells too.
Me: I'll look into that. Does Hagrid have a wizard-beard?
Matilda: Yup.
Me: Do I have a wizard-beard?
Matilda: Nope. You have a scruffly.


smonster - Dec 16, 2009 9:16:34 am PST #3934 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Jilli, do you look like this? [link]

She's *way cuter* than that doll, IMNSHO.

Am on hold w/ Delta again - it's lasting longer, so I maintain hope that I won't get hung up on again. And you betcha I'm taking the phone survey after.


Atropa - Dec 16, 2009 9:21:17 am PST #3935 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, do you look like this? [link]

Oooh, cute dolly! (Tho', you have seen the Jilli Dolly, right? [link] )

She's *way cuter* than that doll, IMNSHO.

Awww, thank you, smonster.


Toddson - Dec 16, 2009 9:21:26 am PST #3936 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh my ... over the weekend I saw a young girl wearing a black velvet dress with pink ruffles at the hem and neck. My first thought - Jilli would approve!


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2009 9:26:19 am PST #3937 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tho', you have seen the Jilli Dolly, right? [link]

Awwww... who made that?


smonster - Dec 16, 2009 9:27:44 am PST #3938 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay, I finally got through to a person. I suspect this person was not located in the contiguous US, but he was very helpful and called up my flight immediately. Emailed me a new itinerary and gave me a confirmation number.

Learn from my mistake, kids - *always* write down the conf. number.


-t - Dec 16, 2009 9:30:40 am PST #3939 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Whew


Atropa - Dec 16, 2009 9:30:48 am PST #3940 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Awwww... who made that?

Devout Dolls! [link]

My friend Thea commissioned it, and Sara (the genius behind Devout Dolls) said "Oh, Jilli! She absolutely needs to be a doll!"

Clovis approves that the MiniJilli has a MiniClovis. Clovis also approves that he's almost taller than the MiniJilli.


brenda m - Dec 16, 2009 9:32:09 am PST #3941 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wanted: Someone to save me from an hour long conference call beginning in 25 minutes.

Mine only lasted 7 minutes. Win!


ChiKat - Dec 16, 2009 9:32:30 am PST #3942 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I am glad both smonster's and Seska's airline problems were solved today. Way too late in each case, but better late than never.

ImememeNews, I have to get a bloodtest done Friday (not a big deal), but I have to be severely hypothyroid for said test. I am exhausted today and my brain is turning to mush. I'm going to be a mess come Friday.