I work with someone who's barely literate, and academically it's somewhat fascinating the errors he makes. Unsurprisingly he avoids emailing at all cost, which is tough for me because I need a written record.

In professional publications, though, stuff like that drives me batshit.

Shift done! Off to bank and then salon. There will be pics. And thanks for the hair color rec. I will have to remember that, as I can't afford salon color, really.

In completely random news, I had decided that, if I were to ever get married (btw, we had a guarded marriage convo this weekend -- we both admitted the thought is bouncing around in both our heads! OMGWTFBBQ) I would get a custom made corset. Overbust, sweetheart, a dark forest/moss green velvet with dark rose watered silk laces and edging. This would go with a A-line full white knee-length skirt with a pale pink taffeta overlay.

Pale pink teeny fishnets and silver 40's dancer's shoes.

And that's what I would wear.

BTW, Perkins, we should definitely do beignets. I didn't want to further hijack Movies to set it up and further loose social capital...

ICON: Trader Joe's instant coffee is not bad, but it's not really good, either. I am spoiled

::blinks at -t::

She did that on purpose. Then topped it with a neat little bit of instant coffee provocation.

She left off the bacon though.

She left off the bacon though.

And the cilantro and serial comma.

She left off the bacon though.

For a second, I thought you were talking about my dream dress and I was all "Huh. Mmmm...bacon. Wait, no!"

Can't wait to see pics of you in the dream dress, Erin. When the time is right.