Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.

Willow ,'Him'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Aug 22, 2010 7:45:55 am PDT #29501 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ah, yes. The "someday, maybe" release from the hospital. I know it well. I'm sure there are at least some reasons it works that way, but it's not very transparent for the patient, so it can often seem like "whenever we get around to it."


WindSparrow - Aug 22, 2010 7:47:23 am PDT #29502 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'm glad you are not in pain, Drew.

{{{{erin_o}}}}


Daisy Jane - Aug 22, 2010 7:59:30 am PDT #29503 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yeah, that's how we lost Sabrina last month.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 22, 2010 7:59:37 am PDT #29504 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I know it's a joke, but kitties being eaten is never funny to me. I can't help it. I am always oversensitive to those types of jokes.

I'm with you there.

Had a nice stay at home night last night- got a nice steak at this new gourmet meat place, opened a bottle of our Anderson Valley wine (2007 Syrah from Breggo) and had a great meal.

Still in PJ's - our vague plan was to go see Some Like It Hot this afternoon, but that's not happening.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:01:16 am PDT #29505 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Theater types: does the spritz-with-vodka trick to get odors out of fabric work with upholstered furniture?

Because I'm pretty sure I shouldn't pour tomato juice on the sofa.


Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2010 8:29:31 am PDT #29506 of 30000
brillig

Theater types: does the spritz-with-vodka trick to get odors out of fabric work with upholstered furniture?

I dont' know about theater types, but Myth Busters proved vodka is remarkably good against foot odor.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:30:43 am PDT #29507 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

So, do we soak our feet in it, or what?


Laga - Aug 22, 2010 8:31:30 am PDT #29508 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have tried febreeze on upholstery and it just made it smell like it did before + febreeze.


WindSparrow - Aug 22, 2010 8:34:35 am PDT #29509 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I know it's a joke, but kitties being eaten is never funny to me. I can't help it. I am always oversensitive to those types of jokes.

I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking when I laughed.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:56:45 am PDT #29510 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's okay if you imagine the whole joke like a Warner Bros. cartoon, where at the end the kitty gets swallowed up whole in a big gulp and you see her eyes blinking in the darkness of the doggie's tummy, and then she crawls back out as the doggie hacks up a "hairball". Then it's okay.