Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Aug 22, 2010 8:29:31 am PDT #29506 of 30000
brillig

Theater types: does the spritz-with-vodka trick to get odors out of fabric work with upholstered furniture?

I dont' know about theater types, but Myth Busters proved vodka is remarkably good against foot odor.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:30:43 am PDT #29507 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

So, do we soak our feet in it, or what?


Laga - Aug 22, 2010 8:31:30 am PDT #29508 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have tried febreeze on upholstery and it just made it smell like it did before + febreeze.


WindSparrow - Aug 22, 2010 8:34:35 am PDT #29509 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I know it's a joke, but kitties being eaten is never funny to me. I can't help it. I am always oversensitive to those types of jokes.

I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking when I laughed.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:56:45 am PDT #29510 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's okay if you imagine the whole joke like a Warner Bros. cartoon, where at the end the kitty gets swallowed up whole in a big gulp and you see her eyes blinking in the darkness of the doggie's tummy, and then she crawls back out as the doggie hacks up a "hairball". Then it's okay.


javachik - Aug 22, 2010 8:57:17 am PDT #29511 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Zen, that is EXACTLY what I had to do. Otherwise, I am Kristin.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:57:18 am PDT #29512 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, and I hate the smell of Febreeze. Is it just me, or does that stuff smell like chemical poison soup?


smonster - Aug 22, 2010 9:10:48 am PDT #29513 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I totally hate Febreze. Makes me choke. Hate all chemical air fresheners, and lysol, and all that stuff.


Pix - Aug 22, 2010 9:19:01 am PDT #29514 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

It's okay if you imagine the whole joke like a Warner Bros. cartoon, where at the end the kitty gets swallowed up whole in a big gulp and you see her eyes blinking in the darkness of the doggie's tummy, and then she crawls back out as the doggie hacks up a "hairball". Then it's okay.

Ha! Perfect. Now it's funny. Yay!

I am so glad Drew is going to get out today. We thought he would be out this morning maybe, but ah well.


Hil R. - Aug 22, 2010 9:29:45 am PDT #29515 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just set up my retirement account. I feel all fiscally responsible. (If I'd been really responsible, I would have done more research, rather than just following the recommendations for putting together a "moderate" portfolio, but I've got classes starting tomorrow. I figure the recommendations will at least get me something reasonable for now, and I can change stuff around later if I want to.)