I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Aug 22, 2010 8:31:30 am PDT #29508 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have tried febreeze on upholstery and it just made it smell like it did before + febreeze.


WindSparrow - Aug 22, 2010 8:34:35 am PDT #29509 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I know it's a joke, but kitties being eaten is never funny to me. I can't help it. I am always oversensitive to those types of jokes.

I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking when I laughed.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:56:45 am PDT #29510 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's okay if you imagine the whole joke like a Warner Bros. cartoon, where at the end the kitty gets swallowed up whole in a big gulp and you see her eyes blinking in the darkness of the doggie's tummy, and then she crawls back out as the doggie hacks up a "hairball". Then it's okay.


javachik - Aug 22, 2010 8:57:17 am PDT #29511 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Zen, that is EXACTLY what I had to do. Otherwise, I am Kristin.


Zenkitty - Aug 22, 2010 8:57:18 am PDT #29512 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, and I hate the smell of Febreeze. Is it just me, or does that stuff smell like chemical poison soup?


smonster - Aug 22, 2010 9:10:48 am PDT #29513 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I totally hate Febreze. Makes me choke. Hate all chemical air fresheners, and lysol, and all that stuff.


Pix - Aug 22, 2010 9:19:01 am PDT #29514 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

It's okay if you imagine the whole joke like a Warner Bros. cartoon, where at the end the kitty gets swallowed up whole in a big gulp and you see her eyes blinking in the darkness of the doggie's tummy, and then she crawls back out as the doggie hacks up a "hairball". Then it's okay.

Ha! Perfect. Now it's funny. Yay!

I am so glad Drew is going to get out today. We thought he would be out this morning maybe, but ah well.


Hil R. - Aug 22, 2010 9:29:45 am PDT #29515 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just set up my retirement account. I feel all fiscally responsible. (If I'd been really responsible, I would have done more research, rather than just following the recommendations for putting together a "moderate" portfolio, but I've got classes starting tomorrow. I figure the recommendations will at least get me something reasonable for now, and I can change stuff around later if I want to.)


DCJensen - Aug 22, 2010 9:37:37 am PDT #29516 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

For those who have seen the "Sherlock" TV series recently of the BBC (Coming this fall to Masterpiece Theater on PBS)

[link]

Sort of spoilery for those who haven't see the mini series yet.


Daisy Jane - Aug 22, 2010 9:39:08 am PDT #29517 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Still not funny for me, but again, we just lost our cat that way.