Ah yes, the sex toy that doubles as a PS3 controller.
Yeah. He's my hero.
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Aug 20, 2010 10:20:33 am PDT #29359 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:22:32 am PDT #29360 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
My thoughts exactly. Of course, there is no bitterness like the bitterness of your vibrator running out of battery when you are trying to handle business. Not that that's ever happened to me
Dude, the Magic Wand (I typed "Magic Wang") ruined me for other vibrators. It PLUGS IN.
Okay, gotta hang up laundry (thank you, 90-degree weather!) and go to Whole Paycheck for cold food. Nom.
Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 10:22:42 am PDT #29361 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Okay, how amusing is this description?
The foot-long, two-speed Hitachi has a soft, tennis ball sized head which is equally good for squeezing blissfully between your thighs or for running up and down a sore back. The ideal choice for those who want a vibrator with many uses.
Atropa - Aug 20, 2010 10:23:34 am PDT #29362 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
He actually REWIRED AN OUTLET at midnight.
My dad did that!
Ginger - Aug 20, 2010 10:24:45 am PDT #29363 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That is TOTALLY what my DH would do, Teppy.
That is totally what *I* would do. My ex would have have decided all those things needed to be done and because of that, he just wouldn't do it.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 20, 2010 10:25:01 am PDT #29364 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
when you are trying to handle business
It's Business Time!
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:26:52 am PDT #29365 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
The ideal choice for those who want a vibrator with many uses.
We have actually used it for sore muscles.
Not *often,* but we have.
It's a hedge trimmer AND a french-fry maker!
Aims - Aug 20, 2010 10:27:05 am PDT #29366 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It is, indeed, Scary Sextoy Friday!! [link]
Aims - Aug 20, 2010 10:30:13 am PDT #29367 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's Business Time!
Joe and I have bastardized that song that Hot Dude What Sings It would be appalled.
Me: It's time for birthday pie!
Joe: It's birthday pie!! I try to take off my pie tin, but my filling gets stuck to the bottom ... so I turn it into a sexy dance....
Ginger - Aug 20, 2010 10:31:18 am PDT #29368 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
You probably would have guessed this, but stepping on a clipboard in sock feet is surprisingly painful.