Sometimes I forget that he can make any simple project into a 22-episode DIY Network program. He actually REWIRED AN OUTLET at midnight.
I see you've met my husband.
Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dana - Aug 20, 2010 10:04:33 am PDT #29349 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Scrappy - Aug 20, 2010 10:05:24 am PDT #29350 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
That is TOTALLY what my DH would do, Teppy. That dialogue made me laugh so hard.
Dana - Aug 20, 2010 10:07:51 am PDT #29351 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My "favorite" instance of that is either (1) the time he decided we could replace the garage door opener ourselves before his parents came to visit, which lead to us standing in the garage at 3AM, in the June Houston heat, or (2) the time he tried to "fix" things in his aunt's house, where we were staying after having moved out of our house, which resulted in having to buy a new ceiling fan and call out an electrician.
He's almost always right about what he's doing, but I wish it didn't happen late at night most of the time.
Sean K - Aug 20, 2010 10:10:07 am PDT #29352 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
[Me: "I could die every time I use the vibrator? That is NOT COOL."]
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
erikaj - Aug 20, 2010 10:10:11 am PDT #29353 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
can he visit my condo? it's a nice place, but it's electrically *fucked*...he'd have projects up the butt. And we wouldn't have to remember what three outlets worked.
Sparky1 - Aug 20, 2010 10:10:27 am PDT #29354 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Sometimes I forget that he can make any simple project into a 22-episode DIY Network program.
I have a BiL like this, and I started a running joke about how that program would be called This Slow House
Aims - Aug 20, 2010 10:10:58 am PDT #29355 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
You don't?
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:11:42 am PDT #29356 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
Meet the Hitachi Magic Wand. Good stuff. (That is an understatement.)
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:13:50 am PDT #29357 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Which reminds me -- isn't it freaky sex toy friday?
Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 10:19:15 am PDT #29358 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
[Me: "I could die every time I use the vibrator? That is NOT COOL."]
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
My thoughts exactly. Of course, there is no bitterness like the bitterness of your vibrator running out of battery when you are trying to handle business. Not that that's ever happened to me
stands casually in front of drawer with Costco package of 20 "C" batteries.