Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 10:22:42 am PDT #29361 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, how amusing is this description?

The foot-long, two-speed Hitachi has a soft, tennis ball sized head which is equally good for squeezing blissfully between your thighs or for running up and down a sore back. The ideal choice for those who want a vibrator with many uses.


Atropa - Aug 20, 2010 10:23:34 am PDT #29362 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

He actually REWIRED AN OUTLET at midnight.

My dad did that!


Ginger - Aug 20, 2010 10:24:45 am PDT #29363 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That is TOTALLY what my DH would do, Teppy.

That is totally what *I* would do. My ex would have have decided all those things needed to be done and because of that, he just wouldn't do it.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 20, 2010 10:25:01 am PDT #29364 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

when you are trying to handle business

It's Business Time!


Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:26:52 am PDT #29365 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The ideal choice for those who want a vibrator with many uses.

We have actually used it for sore muscles.

Not *often,* but we have.

It's a hedge trimmer AND a french-fry maker!


Aims - Aug 20, 2010 10:27:05 am PDT #29366 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It is, indeed, Scary Sextoy Friday!! [link]


Aims - Aug 20, 2010 10:30:13 am PDT #29367 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's Business Time!

Joe and I have bastardized that song that Hot Dude What Sings It would be appalled.

Me: It's time for birthday pie!
Joe: It's birthday pie!! I try to take off my pie tin, but my filling gets stuck to the bottom ... so I turn it into a sexy dance....


Ginger - Aug 20, 2010 10:31:18 am PDT #29368 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You probably would have guessed this, but stepping on a clipboard in sock feet is surprisingly painful.


juliana - Aug 20, 2010 10:31:28 am PDT #29369 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Sometimes I forget that he can make any simple project into a 22-episode DIY Network program. He actually REWIRED AN OUTLET at midnight.

I see you've met my husband.

And my boyfriend. (He re-grouted the shower TWO HOURS before my mother was due to arrive for Thanksgiving weekend, as I was trying to make sure everything was tidy and welcoming. @@)


Sean K - Aug 20, 2010 10:43:49 am PDT #29370 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I would hope a vibrator that plugs into the wall would be the Vibrator to Destroy All Other Vibrators!

And Ginger, thanks for pointing out those budget proportions. I was thinking of just welfare. Which is clearly too small. The other stuff being that big, I don't mind. But I'll have to find a better argument against that argument. We may just have to actually get rid of everything and live through a few decades of a lot of people (including several of us I imagine) living in shanty towns, and old and sick people dying in droves in the streets (including several of us I imagine) before people remember why we needed entitlements in the first place.

That one's effective, but I'd prefer a counter argument that's a little less grim.