Sometimes I forget that he can make any simple project into a 22-episode DIY Network program.
I have a BiL like this, and I started a running joke about how that program would be called This Slow House
Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sparky1 - Aug 20, 2010 10:10:27 am PDT #29354 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Aims - Aug 20, 2010 10:10:58 am PDT #29355 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
You don't?
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:11:42 am PDT #29356 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
Meet the Hitachi Magic Wand. Good stuff. (That is an understatement.)
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:13:50 am PDT #29357 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Which reminds me -- isn't it freaky sex toy friday?
Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 10:19:15 am PDT #29358 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
[Me: "I could die every time I use the vibrator? That is NOT COOL."]
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
My thoughts exactly. Of course, there is no bitterness like the bitterness of your vibrator running out of battery when you are trying to handle business. Not that that's ever happened to me
stands casually in front of drawer with Costco package of 20 "C" batteries.
Jessica - Aug 20, 2010 10:20:33 am PDT #29359 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ah yes, the sex toy that doubles as a PS3 controller.
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 10:22:32 am PDT #29360 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
You have a vibrator that plugs into the wall?
My thoughts exactly. Of course, there is no bitterness like the bitterness of your vibrator running out of battery when you are trying to handle business. Not that that's ever happened to me
Dude, the Magic Wand (I typed "Magic Wang") ruined me for other vibrators. It PLUGS IN.
Okay, gotta hang up laundry (thank you, 90-degree weather!) and go to Whole Paycheck for cold food. Nom.
Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 10:22:42 am PDT #29361 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Okay, how amusing is this description?
The foot-long, two-speed Hitachi has a soft, tennis ball sized head which is equally good for squeezing blissfully between your thighs or for running up and down a sore back. The ideal choice for those who want a vibrator with many uses.
Atropa - Aug 20, 2010 10:23:34 am PDT #29362 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
He actually REWIRED AN OUTLET at midnight.
My dad did that!
Ginger - Aug 20, 2010 10:24:45 am PDT #29363 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That is TOTALLY what my DH would do, Teppy.
That is totally what *I* would do. My ex would have have decided all those things needed to be done and because of that, he just wouldn't do it.