One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Aug 17, 2010 9:45:47 am PDT #28950 of 30000
brillig

And here we were expecting the Big Family Polter Blowup to come from the wife hunt, not from poor, unsuspecting Brother of Polter. I suspect the wife hunt will kick into high gear to save you from the she-devils who are looking for other unsuspecting good Indian boys to corrupt.


Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2010 9:46:13 am PDT #28951 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nobody tell Ryan he doesn't work. He's too little and it will freak him out.


Connie Neil - Aug 17, 2010 9:46:47 am PDT #28952 of 30000
brillig

Heh, Ryan should be the poster boy of "Mixing! It leads to good things!"


Liese S. - Aug 17, 2010 9:49:02 am PDT #28953 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Whites with whites, blacks with blacks, Asians with Asians, Indians with Indians. "Mixing doesn't work."

OH HAI!


Polter-Cow - Aug 17, 2010 9:49:10 am PDT #28954 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Indians with Indians.

So Punjabi would be OK now?

Oh, of course that wouldn't work either. Only Gujarati women whose families are within a certain radius and come from a certain income level and belong to a certain caste will work, of course.


Shir - Aug 17, 2010 9:53:26 am PDT #28955 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Whites with whites, blacks with blacks, Asians with Asians, Indians with Indians. "Mixing doesn't work."

Actually, thinking about it for a second: I have Hungarian, Polish, English, Lebanese, Israeli and German blood in me - and that's just up to the grandfathers' generation. One more up and there are countries which don't even exist today.

Mixing rocks.


Laura - Aug 17, 2010 9:53:53 am PDT #28956 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Our family holiday dinners are a mini United Nations (well only a few countries are represented). A huge number of the boys' friends are mixed race. Life in the big city I guess. I'm grateful that they know no other way.


Jessica - Aug 17, 2010 9:54:26 am PDT #28957 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mixing rocks.

Anyone else just have a Willow moment?

(Mix rocks? Why would anyone want to - oh.)


Ginger - Aug 17, 2010 9:58:15 am PDT #28958 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

P-C's stories keep reminding me of this Georgia case [link] in which an Indian father was convicted of hiring a hit on his black daughter-in-law.


Jars - Aug 17, 2010 9:59:33 am PDT #28959 of 30000

Mixing rocks.

No! No mixing rocks! Sedimentary rocks with sedimentary rocks. Volcanic rocks with volcanic rocks. Metamorphic with metamorphic!