Our family holiday dinners are a mini United Nations (well only a few countries are represented). A huge number of the boys' friends are mixed race. Life in the big city I guess. I'm grateful that they know no other way.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Aug 17, 2010 9:53:53 am PDT #28956 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Jessica - Aug 17, 2010 9:54:26 am PDT #28957 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Mixing rocks.
Anyone else just have a Willow moment?
(Mix rocks? Why would anyone want to - oh.)
Ginger - Aug 17, 2010 9:58:15 am PDT #28958 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
P-C's stories keep reminding me of this Georgia case [link] in which an Indian father was convicted of hiring a hit on his black daughter-in-law.
Jars - Aug 17, 2010 9:59:33 am PDT #28959 of 30000
Mixing rocks.
No! No mixing rocks! Sedimentary rocks with sedimentary rocks. Volcanic rocks with volcanic rocks. Metamorphic with metamorphic!
Ginger - Aug 17, 2010 10:01:31 am PDT #28960 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
But sedimentary rocks are already mixed.
Shir - Aug 17, 2010 10:01:47 am PDT #28961 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
No! No mixing rocks! Sedimentary rocks with sedimentary rocks. Volcanic rocks with volcanic rocks. Metamorphic with metamorphic!
Racist!
Ginger - Aug 17, 2010 10:02:57 am PDT #28962 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Racist!
Rockist!
Polter-Cow - Aug 17, 2010 10:02:59 am PDT #28963 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Geologist!
Aims - Aug 17, 2010 10:03:14 am PDT #28964 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
But sedimentary rocks are already mixed.
NO EXCEPTIONS!
amych - Aug 17, 2010 10:03:50 am PDT #28965 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am shocked and saddened by this display of Tectonic Supremacism in our midst.