Yep. I'm the worst Mommy ever.
If you don't have a tree, how do Santa and the baby Jesus find you?
Floodlights on the roof. Like the Bat signal but with reindeer.
And we live to fight another day.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 4:49:47 pm PST #2888 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Atropa - Dec 09, 2009 4:52:25 pm PST #2889 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Look, as long as Krampus can find them, everything is fine.
Strix - Dec 09, 2009 4:54:32 pm PST #2890 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Batman is Jewish!
(no, really, i read it on the internet!)
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:01:55 pm PST #2891 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Not even a tree for him to open his present under?
Now, look, you may be Jewish (so you say; I mean, you're on the Internet, so you could be ANYBODY, even an elderly Dutch woman...what? we've met in person? quiet, you!), but I think *I* know that it's impossible for a little Jewish boy to spin his dreidel if he doesn't have a Nativity scene to spin it in!
I saw it on TV so it must be true. The TV would NEVER lie to me.
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 5:03:06 pm PST #2892 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's like you don't even BELIEVE in Jesus, Jessica. And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:04:25 pm PST #2893 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Over his dreidel.
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:32 pm PST #2894 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
However, I am a hypocrite, because I didn't cancel. I need the couch to be gone so the new one can come in.
To be honest, I should have said, "I'd never..." unless they had something I really wanted or they were the only place to get rid of my crap. As Jon Stewart says, some of my morals are really just hobbies.
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:35 pm PST #2895 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Let me take these one at a time.
1 - Batman and Santa are the same person. Everybody knows that.
2 - You shouldn't spin dreidels near Nativity scenes. It startles the sheep.
3 - Surely a crying Baby Jesus is Mary's problem? I have my own kid to worry about.
Lee - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:48 pm PST #2896 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Over his dreidel.
and in Santa's beard.
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:58 pm PST #2897 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
With only his yarmulke to dry his tears.