Yep. I'm the worst Mommy ever.
If you don't have a tree, how do Santa and the baby Jesus find you?
Floodlights on the roof. Like the Bat signal but with reindeer.
Strong like an Amazon.
Tara ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 4:49:47 pm PST #2888 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Atropa - Dec 09, 2009 4:52:25 pm PST #2889 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Look, as long as Krampus can find them, everything is fine.
Strix - Dec 09, 2009 4:54:32 pm PST #2890 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Batman is Jewish!
(no, really, i read it on the internet!)
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:01:55 pm PST #2891 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Not even a tree for him to open his present under?
Now, look, you may be Jewish (so you say; I mean, you're on the Internet, so you could be ANYBODY, even an elderly Dutch woman...what? we've met in person? quiet, you!), but I think *I* know that it's impossible for a little Jewish boy to spin his dreidel if he doesn't have a Nativity scene to spin it in!
I saw it on TV so it must be true. The TV would NEVER lie to me.
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 5:03:06 pm PST #2892 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's like you don't even BELIEVE in Jesus, Jessica. And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:04:25 pm PST #2893 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Over his dreidel.
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:32 pm PST #2894 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
However, I am a hypocrite, because I didn't cancel. I need the couch to be gone so the new one can come in.
To be honest, I should have said, "I'd never..." unless they had something I really wanted or they were the only place to get rid of my crap. As Jon Stewart says, some of my morals are really just hobbies.
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:35 pm PST #2895 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Let me take these one at a time.
1 - Batman and Santa are the same person. Everybody knows that.
2 - You shouldn't spin dreidels near Nativity scenes. It startles the sheep.
3 - Surely a crying Baby Jesus is Mary's problem? I have my own kid to worry about.
Lee - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:48 pm PST #2896 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Over his dreidel.
and in Santa's beard.
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:58 pm PST #2897 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
With only his yarmulke to dry his tears.