Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Let me take these one at a time.
1 - Batman and Santa are the same person. Everybody knows that.
2 - You shouldn't spin dreidels near Nativity scenes. It startles the sheep.
3 - Surely a crying Baby Jesus is Mary's problem? I have my own kid to worry about.
Over his dreidel.
and in Santa's beard.
With only his yarmulke to dry his tears.
She means well, but dude, you live in NEW YORK FREAKING CITY. THERE ARE KIND OF A LOT OF JEWS HERE.
This reminds me of the time my Jewish friends from New York went to London and were asked, "Are there a lot of Jews in New York?"
This reminds me of the time my Jewish friends from New York went to London and were asked, "Are there a lot of Jews in New York?"
How much did they know about the religious breakdown of London?
Heh, I looked it up, and it was actually an American Mormon in London.
"Are there a lot of Jews in New York?"
I think this should replace my no-longer applicable "Is the Pope Polish?" when sarcastically answering in the affirmative.
Hee. To be most accurate, it went like this:
American Mormon: Are there many Jews where you live?
Friend: In...New York?
AM: Yeah.
Friend: Um...yeeeeeah.
Dear Alan Grayson, Thanks so much for telling Cheney "STFU" on Hardball. But you have five children, and, to my knowledge do not play golf. Therefore, you need to stop it. Love and church tongue(Temple tongue?) Me
an American Mormon in London.
Be careful of them during the full moon.