And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Over his dreidel.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Steph L. - Dec 09, 2009 5:04:25 pm PST #2893 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:32 pm PST #2894 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
However, I am a hypocrite, because I didn't cancel. I need the couch to be gone so the new one can come in.
To be honest, I should have said, "I'd never..." unless they had something I really wanted or they were the only place to get rid of my crap. As Jon Stewart says, some of my morals are really just hobbies.
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:35 pm PST #2895 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Let me take these one at a time.
1 - Batman and Santa are the same person. Everybody knows that.
2 - You shouldn't spin dreidels near Nativity scenes. It startles the sheep.
3 - Surely a crying Baby Jesus is Mary's problem? I have my own kid to worry about.
Lee - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:48 pm PST #2896 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Over his dreidel.
and in Santa's beard.
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 5:05:58 pm PST #2897 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
With only his yarmulke to dry his tears.
Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2009 5:12:46 pm PST #2898 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
She means well, but dude, you live in NEW YORK FREAKING CITY. THERE ARE KIND OF A LOT OF JEWS HERE.
This reminds me of the time my Jewish friends from New York went to London and were asked, "Are there a lot of Jews in New York?"
§ ita § - Dec 09, 2009 5:15:02 pm PST #2899 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This reminds me of the time my Jewish friends from New York went to London and were asked, "Are there a lot of Jews in New York?"
How much did they know about the religious breakdown of London?
Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2009 5:18:39 pm PST #2900 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Heh, I looked it up, and it was actually an American Mormon in London.
WindSparrow - Dec 09, 2009 5:27:03 pm PST #2901 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
"Are there a lot of Jews in New York?"
I think this should replace my no-longer applicable "Is the Pope Polish?" when sarcastically answering in the affirmative.
Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2009 5:36:37 pm PST #2902 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hee. To be most accurate, it went like this:
American Mormon: Are there many Jews where you live?
Friend: In...New York?
AM: Yeah.
Friend: Um...yeeeeeah.